Surprise new in the city of Dortmund today, as rising star Roman Weidenfeller announced his intent to retire at seasons end. The German International has cited personal reasons for his choice, and stated that his 'money grubbing, whore of a wife' has left his life a mess in her wake of destruction. As tough as he is on the field, it appears he is quite soft as a human. Dortmund plan to target high profile keepers as this season winds down.
FYI - I'm not getting nextgen, probably at all. The government is watching my pot smoking habits, intense video gaming and occasional porn flick. I'm seriously considering ps4.
