Discussion in 'The Dirty Dozen' started by DirtycashDylan, Aug 2, 2011.
Calm the hell down!
Great. I come home and jump on the box and my fuckin modem keeps losing connection every 5 minutes on the dot. Fuck you time warner!
Someone's butt hurt.
I agree. Fuck time warner.
I'm in on this.
Players of the Game:
BYU: QB Jake Heaps
UNLV: RB Tim Cornett
BYU's passing offense was pretty awesome in the game. Their QB Jake Heaps went 12-18 for 271 yards and 4 TDs. He was the difference in the game as my defense couldnt stop him when we needed to most when tied at 14. My option offense had a great debut, however, with 231 yards on 55 rushes. Sophomore HB Tim Cornett had 18 rushes for 79 yards and also contributed 115 yards receiving with a TD. He is going to be a beast in conference play this year. Definitely didnt want to start the initial season off with a loss but going to BYU to play is a pretty tough task.
Yeah I'm not looking forward to my OOC games against Stanford, Fresno State, and SDSU (that one is winnable)
But good to see Dylan with Ballsuck State as his opener
I get to hear Rocky Top 3,752 times as I open at Tennessee.
I'm just glad I don't play USC and have to listen to Fight On that many times (like we don't already in the fucking menu screens)
I start off @Colorado State before hosting Arkansas and getting hog stomped...
By the way, are we going to be advancing to week 2 tonight?
SDSU is winnable thats true... Fresno is a long LOOONG shot with your roster although you could pull it off...and the spread on the Stanford game is probably Stanford -35
I play Ohio State in the next few weeks. I tried to give everyone a marquee team in their area and 2 low teams. Bad teams get harder and harder to find the farther you head West.
Don't worry, Arkansas will hammer my ass harder than Crumb and his poor awkwardly positioned girls
I actually think this makes our league that much more sim... we serve as the cupcake easy wins to the power programs just like in real life.
Fuck a bunch of rocky top. And don't adv before I get home and play. Do I have a game wk 1?
No you don't
At a decent hour?
You need to quit work and take this job more seriously.
How many singles and/or handjobs are you guys willing to chip in?
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