First up: Minnesota QB Max Shortell! I figure we will get the Minnesota player out of the way before the shellacking VT is about to give us. He's a huge reason why Minnesota is talking about bowl eligibility again, and he's tall. He is also... ...a ginger. AHHHHHHH! But hey! We don't care. We love him all the same. He was a huge part in upsetting/getting EA lucky against Nebraska last year and he is the clear cut number one this year. He has a pretty good group of WRs to throw to, and a better OL than last year so we are hoping the offense has a break out year. His first test is against a ranked Virginia Tech team at home. I am dumb and don't know how to fix the text I messed up. Just think of reading it as a fun brain teaser.