AFC South - Mullet Style

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  1. bawvu97

    bawvu97 Let's Goooooo Mountaineers

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    In the first issue, each team will be assigned a picture based on the thing that pops into my head first when i think of the team. So let's get started

    Indianapolis Colts

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    Indianapolis Colts - First I am a little biased. I think the Irsays are garbage for taking the Colts out of Baltimore. My favorite restaurant has a doll of Bob Irsay in a casket. It states something like "Here lies Irsay he lied and then he died.

    Now onto the team..... so nellycuz won the division last year but that was before TMFL's favorite ghost Kasper arrived. He's got Luck and all sorts of toys on offense and whipped my ass on Defense. So far this season he is 2-0. He's the man to beat for the rest of us.

    My Record Prediction 10-6 - Misses Playoffs

    Houston Texans

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    And the Texans......The Texans are from Texas. So Kasper starts his first full season in the AFC South.....without Watt. But the good news is he has Matt Schaub....oh wait...I mean the good news is he has Andre Johnson. Kasper was pretty dominant when he played me but did not make the playoffs thanks to the late start in joining the league. He is 0-1 so far. Could he go 0-16 like HAL9100 probably not because he has to play me twice ergo two easy wins

    My Record Prediction: 8-8 Misses Playoffs

    Tennessee Titans

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    When I think of Tennessee I think of Elvis and NASCAR. But no Nascar driver has ever died on the shitter. Anyway I shall not digress any further. Entering his second season with the spread offense in Tennessee coach broth262 has alot to prove? Can he sustain his initial performance of hanging 48 on the texans? Can he do that consistently? He's got CJ2K but he's getting older along with MJD. Can anyone stop the spread option. The titans picked up more speed by signing DHB who had 5 Rec for 122 yards and a TD in week 1. Jake Locker had to be the Player of the week for the Titans in week 1 leading the team in Rushing Yards going 7-123 yards on the ground and 19-26 for 322 Yards, 4TD's and 1 INT.

    My Record Prediction: 11-5 Wins Division



    Jacksonville Jaguars

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    The Jags went 4-12 last year with two of those wins coming off of sims. The team still has no franchise QB but has MJD in the backfield and CSIII and Justin "I need a beer" Blackmon. There is lots of rebuilding to do in Jacksonville but we did manage to start 1-0.

    My Record Prediction 5-11
     
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  2. bawvu97

    bawvu97 Let's Goooooo Mountaineers

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    bawvu97 Let's Goooooo Mountaineers

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    Week 3 Edition of Mullet Style

    This Week's First Place Team Sponsor: Joe Dirt and His "Meteorite"

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    Standings Through Week 3

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    Indianapolis Colts


    nellycuz Has Andy Luck looking Johnny Unitas out there so far this year after a strong 3-0 start. Nelly is definitely continuing where he left off with impressive wins over squads from Denver, Cincy and Atlanta. The conference championship will run through Indianapolis. One thing to keep in mind is Indy has started their first 3 games at home with an ethusiastic crowd. Can they sustain this level of performance?

    Speaking of Performance......Our Titans Week 3 Review is Brought to us by:

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    Tennessee Titans

    Cialis reached out to this publication due to the impotent output from the Titans after week 1. The titans hung 48 on their first opponent then have lost their last 2 games one of which was a divisional game that went to OT after the Titans recovered an onside kick and tied it up right before the end of regulation. After week 1, Locker has not been able to put up the kind of numbers he did in week 1. How long will it take before the Titans right the ship??? Only broth262

    The Texans Update is brought to you by: Mutha fuggin Chuck Norris AKA Walker Texas Ranger

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    Houston Texans

    After being fairly dominate in what part of season 1. Kasper is sitting at 0.500. Did losing JJ Watt have anything to do with this? Will he get what he bargained for out of that trade? Is he in win now mode or is he building for the future. The unloading of Watt for what he received indicates he is rebuilding


    The Jacksonville Jaguars Update is Brought to you by: Miller Lite and Driving Drunk

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    Jacksonville Jaguars

    Their performance so far this season has surprised everyone especially the owner. MJD seems to be back to himself hitting the 100 yard mark in two of the three outings. Chad Henne has been putting up some impressive numbers as well and went pic free in the last game vs. the Stillers. So far the Jags have more wins through week 3 against users than they did all of last season.

    How strong is the AFC South

    The AFC South Appears to be the Third Toughest Division through the end of Week 2

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    nellycuz I'm an educated fool w/ $$ on my mind.

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    Texans 4-2, Colts 4-2, Jags 3-3, Titans 3-3

    Could AFC South have 2 teams in the playoffs this year after their poor showing last year? I'm glad the division did a complete 180 from last year where we had 3 teams under .500 for most of the season. The division games will mean more down the stretch this season. Keep it up fellas!
     
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    Kasper The Ghost Himself

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    Should be a rowdy bunch of weeks this season.
     
  6. bawvu97

    bawvu97 Let's Goooooo Mountaineers

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    I am sucking right now. Time to write off the season.... lol
     
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    Halfway through week 8 and the conference is within a game of one another. The Jags can go from scoring 0 one week to putting up 41 in the following week while forcing 3 turnovers.

    The Titans have a bye this week with the Jags downing the colts and the texans on AP. The question is will Danthraxxx let a sim take effect or will he go for the throat against Kasper team of CPU Ghosts...
     
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    nellycuz I'm an educated fool w/ $$ on my mind.

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    Dan you go ahead and lay the smackdown on that CPU
     
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    bawvu97 Let's Goooooo Mountaineers

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    Through Mid Week 11 Update

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    What the hell is going on with our conference. The Colts have a losing record after cruising to the division title last year? What's next? Cats and Dogs playing together? Tebow banging a male prostitute?

    The conference is still really up in the air but I see it coming down to the Texans and Titans to finish the year.

    nellycuz Kasper broth262

    A few questions for you guys (please PM Me your answers so i can put it all in one "reply)

    1.) What are you doing differently this season that's contributing to your success or lack thereof
    2.) What do you see as your biggest need heading into the offseason (or needs without giving away your draft strategy of course)
    3.) What do you think has caused the Jaguars to "Improve" vs last year and what do you think the colts have done to regress to go from first to last?
    4.) Do you have any key departures that you know of at the moment that will have a deleterious effect on your team next season?
    5.) What position do you see going first overall? The Phins, Skins, Giants, Raiders, Chiefs, etc all have similar records.
     
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