ATTN: JELLO You are hereby suspended from forum use for the remainder of season two in the E-League. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, instead go straight to jail. This suspension is for at least EIGHT posts in which you felt the need to tell everyone how extremely drunk you were. In fact, it was the same message copy and pasted. In your state, I'm surprised you could even figure that out. In addition to no posting on the forums, you will be required to complete 50 hours of community service, focusing primarily on teaching college students the dangers of using the internet when they are hammered drunk. You can not un-send that facebook message, that e-mail, or un-cyber stalk that freshman girl that lives two halls over. Based on your actions last night, this is a fitting punishment. May God have mercy on your soul. Just kidding! Just try not to act like the girl that just got drunk for the first time and runs around telling everyone how drunk they are.