Beating a Cheeser The feeling, for me, ranks below sex ... but right at the level of passing a much-needed bowel movement. I've been playing more online/user games to get used to the choppy game-play and human variability, and I'm amazed at home many corny ass fucks are out there. I got behind 28-7 to a user playing with Oklahoma. At that point, 95% of his play calls involved 5 WR sets and he had gone for it on every fourth down. Meanwhile, he audibled to the same goal line formation in the redzone or for that must-have 1 yard. Anyway, I put a great drive together and scored with 2:49 left in the 3rd quarter. So what does he do? He lines up expecting the on side kick, so I promptly kick it down the field for a touchback. Who the hell has this dude been playing against? Two plays later, he throws a pick and I score again. Next possession? He goes for it on fourth down on his own 45. Turnover on downs, I score again. Tied ball game, With under 3 to play, he throws a pick 6. Now I'm ahead! Another interception seals the deal ... and, of course, he logs off before I can take a knee. Ahh, that felt good.