Bengals unceremoniously dump Green-Ellis and Leonard

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  1. Any Given Saturday

    Any Given Saturday Stix Newb

    Jul 20, 2009
    The Cincinnati Bengals have released Running Backs Ben-Jarvis Green Ellis and Brian Leonard. At a morning press conference, Coach Fraley simply stated that both men had "@$$es filled with cement" and were "so slow it took them 2 hours to watch '60 minutes'. Coach Fraley went on to say that the NFL was a place for premier athletes not "gym rats in their Puma's" and that the Bengals franchise would no longer suffer their abysmal speed. Before leaving the press conference, Coach Fraley said, "What the hell kind of name is Ben-Jarvis anyway?" and exited the building.
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  2. Black Republican

    Black Republican TMFL Commish -- **ISYMFS** --

    Sep 3, 2012
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