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  1. KnightNoles

    KnightNoles Learn to Compete

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    funny, ridiculous, absurd, etc... comments from the chatbox

    so watch what you say or you will be posterized!
     
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  2. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    Should probably keep the names anonymous.... lol
     
  3. KnightNoles

    KnightNoles Learn to Compete

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    talkin about 40 times and still being able to run or working out to run a time

    Keller: In my mind I can run a hand time 4.5 (y)
    Drifterbub: people don't realize how fast 4.5 is
    Drifterbub: Our minds are brainwashed because 4.5 in NCAA is slow.
    Jmustang1968: your hand runs a 4.5 while getting Keller elbow maybe
     
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  4. KnightNoles

    KnightNoles Learn to Compete

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  5. KnightNoles

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    talking to DCD about what kind of music he plays at the strip club...

    Basis4aDay56: play some disco biscuits, that'll get em going... or, as much as i hate to say it, skrillex or bassnectar
    KnightNoles: Travis Porter
    Basis4aDay56: people love the womp
    Basis4aDay56: and i love whatever makes girls bootys womp, no matter how much I dislike the music
     
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  6. Roggie

    Roggie Back 2 Back

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    1. Jmustang1968:
      well I dont like the music, but strip clubs play the shit out of lady gaga
    2. Jmustang1968:
      well im out, long day of work finally over
    3. Papa Perry:
      One night at the bar, a girl made love to my zipper to that song. I'm still convinced she was the reason my phone overheated
     
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  7. BDSDIGITAL

    BDSDIGITAL One Time for your Mind

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    ohhh here we goooooooo! (noles voice)
     
  8. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    Damn I'm gonna have to avoid the chatbox now
     
  9. KnightNoles

    KnightNoles Learn to Compete

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    10 minutes ago - KnightNoles: what up, someone buy me a Bday drink
    9 minutes ago - Bl0ndeRedHead: my bday is thursdayyyy
    9 minutes ago - bawvu97: strippers at Chris' house
    8 minutes ago - Colemanchu: have your girly buy you a drink Nolesy
    6 minutes ago - KnightNoles: she is in Nebraska
    6 minutes ago - HovaTheGodMC: this game is over
    5 minutes ago - Bl0ndeRedHead: phone sex is the worst kind of birthday sex
    4 minutes ago - KnightNoles: skype sex?
    4 minutes ago - Bl0ndeRedHead: penises never look good on camera
    4 minutes ago - bawvu97: how do you hav sex with a skype
    3 minutes ago - bawvu97: HA i kill me
    3 minutes ago - Colemanchu: nice nolesy, best bday present she could give the night to do as you please
    3 minutes ago - KnightNoles: Blonde Fail
    3 minutes ago - Bl0ndeRedHead: wha?
    2 minutes ago - KnightNoles: haha... she is taking me to Tallahassee though
    2 minutes ago - Colemanchu: blonde prefers in person penis
    2 minutes ago - KnightNoles: ZING
    1 minute ago - RynoAid: have you ever moved while being shitcanned?
    1 minute ago - RynoAid: crazy
    1 minute ago - RynoAid: i tell you
    1 minute ago - KnightNoles: haha
    1 minute ago - Colemanchu: i have when it wasnt my shit
    1 minute ago - RynoAid: wife won't let me handle valuables
    1 minute ago - KnightNoles: no too bad i was in middle school and just starting high school when we owned 5.5 acres
    1 minute ago - RynoAid: im weaving up the driveway
    1 minute ago - Bl0ndeRedHead: your wife lets me handle the valuables
    1 minute ago - Colemanchu: who did you own it with noles?
    A moment ago - KnightNoles: i didnt drink then
    A moment ago - KnightNoles: my family owned house, barn and 5.5 acres
    A moment ago - RynoAid: you want her blonde she's all yours
    A moment ago - RynoAid: thanks
    A moment ago - KnightNoles: part of the prestigious Calumet Farm
    A moment ago - Bl0ndeRedHead: lol no i'm enjoying the single life while i still can
     
  10. BDSDIGITAL

    BDSDIGITAL One Time for your Mind

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    Lol @ bl0nderedhead telling everyone he doesn't like the way penises look on camera.
     
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  11. Jmustang1968

    Jmustang1968 Walk On

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    [​IMG] Shaun Mason: Don't post boners on the forum, even cartoon boners.
     
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  12. KnightNoles

    KnightNoles Learn to Compete

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    Cimmy24: according to a lot of ad's on porno sites that shaun goes on you can grow your penis to a foot long with a pill
    KnightNoles: *cartoon smug boner*
    KnightNoles: .... cimmy would look at those ads
    Shaun Mason: I don't need to pole vault with my cock, I do it because it's fun.
    Cimmy24: its like you know me

    Fuck you KnightNoles for infecting the site with malware.
     
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  13. KnightNoles

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    KnightNoles: im excited to see 2nd year defense against Ou... jeeze, really hope OU doesn't embarrass us or i dont know what Nole fans will do.. especially what this talent looks like on paper
    CharlestonUSC: anyone live near Tally?
    KnightNoles: you goin to the game?
    CharlestonUSC: we used to take vacations down to tally all the time
    CharlestonUSC: i think tally is definitely underrated
    CharlestonUSC: isn't there a minor league baseball team in tally?
    Keller: ...
    KnightNoles: random lol
    Cimmy24: Wow.
    CharlestonUSC: John Marks is the mayor of Tally
    CharlestonUSC:
    Tally is a regional center for trade and agriculture in the Florida Panhandle
    Cimmy24: thats random
    CharlestonUSC: tally- With one of the fastest growing manufacturing and high tech economies in Florida,[6] its major private employers include a General Dynamics Land Systems manufacturing facility (military and combat applications), the Municipal Code Corporation, which specializes in the publication of municipal and county legal references; and a number of national law firms, lobbying organizations, trade asso
    CharlestonUSC: Tally is also home to the largest and highest-powered magnet research laboratory in the world.
    KnightNoles: this came outta left field
    CharlestonUSC: The name "Tallahassee" is a Muskogean Indian word often translated as "old fields".
    KnightNoles: how we go from football to this? CMON man!
    CharlestonUSC: 13.2% of tally's population had a female householder with no husband
    Keller: ....
    CharlestonUSC: just thought you guys would like some fun facts about tally
    Keller: no actually - i didn't, lol
    CharlestonUSC: tally is by far my favorite place to visit in florida, just fyi
    KnightNoles: to put this nicely, i dont think anyone gives 2 shitters
    CharlestonUSC: come on guys, get on board the TALLY train!
    CharlestonUSC: for the shoppers out there you'll be happy to know that Tally is home to two indoor shopping malls.
    Shaun Mason: DILLIGAF
    CharlestonUSC: the tallest building in tally is the state capitol building standing at 331ft built in 1977 fyi
    CharlestonUSC: boy those tally seminoles have one helluva team!
    KnightNoles: well that killed the football conversation

    CharlestonUSC: OH BUT WAIT.... Established in 1841, the Tallahassee Police Department has the distinction of being the oldest police department in the southern United States, and the third in the U.S., preceded only by the Philadelphia Police Department (established in 1758) and the Boston Police Department (established in 1838).
    CharlestonUSC: you're going to tell me that football talk is more interesting that facts about Tally?!
    Keller: Best super nintendo game not named Mario - go
    KnightNoles: some one give this guy a huge PALM to the FACE

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  14. Randiesel75

    Randiesel75 Walk On

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    KnightNoles

    I notice you thoroughly enjoy nominating all your chatbox content as 'best of the chatbox'. Have you ever wondered why people cannot 'like' their own forums posts? Hope this makes sense.
     
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  15. BDSDIGITAL

    BDSDIGITAL One Time for your Mind

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    He's right, I've tried many times to like my own posts to no avail :)
     
  16. KnightNoles

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    I'm sorry that no one posts their own stuff, i had to post the Charleston stuff it came outta no where!
     
  17. BDSDIGITAL

    BDSDIGITAL One Time for your Mind

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    i don't fault you for that. You are posting the stuff that you are reading, which means you're probably engaged in the conversation...I see the correlation. Keep it up. This stuff is funny to me.
     
  18. Kasper

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    1. A moment ago - [​IMG] Bl0ndeRedHead:
      let's make this a shit on keller chatbox moment
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] Roggie:
      That too.
    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] Roggie:
      Moment? Isn't the chatbox for shitting on Keller?
    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] Bl0ndeRedHead:
      very true, that was its original intention, people have strayed off the beaten path
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] Kasper:
      beat me to it roggie
     
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  19. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    lol assholes
     
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  20. Roggie

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    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] David:
      i got notes already...note #1 Keller: HOMO
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] Keller:
      Note #2 - I'm a terrible gamechanger.
    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] Keller:
      Note #3 - Get Keller on the Gamechanger program.
    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] David:
      I have been playing Madden for Weeks...Love it. Cool newer additions will come soon
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] Big D:
      that would be a disaster
    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] Keller:
      Note #4 - drink a warm glass of bleach for lunch.
     
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  21. JerzeyReign

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    Wait... I thought ALL shopping malls were indoors, smh
     
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  22. Wick36

    Wick36 Welcome to the Jungle

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    Probably a reference to the malls where all of the stores are inside of 1 building... those plazas/strip malls/outlet malls where all the entrances/exits lead to the outside are also technically shopping malls.
     
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  23. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    I introduce you to Arizona, home of many outdoor shopping malls (as well as one of the biggest indoor malls, AZ Mills)

    [​IMG] - Desert Ridge

    [​IMG] - City North

    And these are just the ones less than 10 minutes from my house lol
     
  24. Roggie

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    Shoot. We even have outdoor shopping malls in Michigan.
     
  25. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    I knew there was some deep underlying reason for me to fuck with you all the time. Now it all makes sense.
     
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