This is my contribution to helping us get to premier status. Here I will regale you with sexual conquests (or stumblings into) of my youth. We will start with my infamous Church Camp story. It was a hot day, mid-June, and my somewhat gangly, 6 foot tall, 13 year old body was going through the height of testosterone and hormone rages. I was upset about going to church camp. I, for one, did not believe going away to the mountains for 3 days will "help you find God" or "discover yourself", so I planned on going for the girls, free buffets (with my parents $50 paying for that), and hanging out with friends I had in church away from our parents. Upon entering the greyhound style bus, I noticed all the goody-two shoes/Bible thumpers seated in the front 6 or 7 rows singing "Kumbaya" as the 19-year-old band leader strum away at his guitar, getting swept up in the emotion of music. I quickly shuffled past those losers, and found myself with the real trash. The kids who were going because their parents made them, or wanted to reform them, or were punishing them. I noticed this girl (we'll call her "Roxxxanne") seated in the far back of the bus. We talked almost every Sunday at church, and she was what you would call, "the bad girl" of the church. She did drugs, had an older boyfriend that sold pot, and had her nose pierced. She was a real badass 13 year old. I went and sat next to her when she smiled and beckoned me to do so. Since we were in the far back row on the left, immediately to our right was the bathroom, so there was nobody seated near us, the closest people were 3 rows up dead in front of us, and 4 rows up to the right. We made small talk for the first 45 minutes or so, then I somehow managed to gain the courage to flick her nipple through her shirt. As soon as I did so I regretted it, blushing and hoping she wouldn't get too upset. Instead, her jaw dropped (almost in a half smile) and she flicked my penis through my pants. HARD. It almost hurt, and I told her so. She proceeded to do it several more times, before I told her "I'd stop if I were you." She laughed and asked why. I said "I'm not sure you will finish what you're starting." "Is that a dare?" she asked. My heart started beating through my chest. How do I respond to her? I'm close to getting my first real action with a chick, that involved her touching my penis. "Of course it's a dare" I blurted out. She stopped flicking my penis, which had started to become somewhat erect. She then full on grabbed it through my pants, while quickly looking around, like a deer observing its surroundings before bending over to eat the grass it so desires. She made sure we were in the clear, her hand slowly rubbing me through my pants. After her perusal of the situation, she reached her hand inside my pants, put her finger up to her mouth in a "Shhhhh" motion, and just like that, my penis knew another hand for the first time. Before I knew it, she had bent over, unbuttoned my jeans, and proceeded to fellate me for about 2 minutes before I blew my dirty seed in her mouth. She smiled, quickly got up and went to the restroom, came back a couple minutes later, and passed out for the final hour of the drive with her head on my shoulder. I was now a man.