Boom Roasted Rankings V1

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  1. mmullen8

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    1 USF 3-0 Good for Bulldog, beat up on the underlings and dominate his way to a bcs game. The last time bulldog started 3-0, Jack Daniels was actually alive....Boom, Roasted

    2 Toledo 2-1 Beats Ohio St, then gets smurfed right in his hairy smurf hole by Boise St. The most productive WR when Mullen is QB, the other teams LB....Boom, Roasted

    3 SMU 2-1 Can't beat em, sleep with their slightly more talented cousin, thats what I always say, SMU owned him as Rice, only claim to fame, beating a drunk pastor....Boom, Roasted

    4 Temple ? Goose takes so long to play his game, that EA has put a COMING SOON button near his game on the website. Only been 2 months...Boom, Roasted

    5 UNLV 1-2 If he loses, you cheated. If he gets fired, its EA's fault. If you wake up naked in his rec room, its no ones fault....Boom Roasted

    6 FAU 0-2 Weave now has a crappy team, still almost beating good teams. I hope to become closer friends, maybe start being Pen Pals and seeing where it goes....no boom roasted

    7 WYO 1-2 Whats more pathetic, losing to a Mullen less Bowling Green, or having a chance to get out of Wyoming and picking them again?....Boom, Roasted

    8 EMU 1-2 Plague figured all teams that wear green are alike.....Nope, EMU is really bad. And you sir, your MAC butt reaming is coming....Boom, Roasted

    9 SJSU 1-2 Tate Forcier....still sucks, Roll another joint...hippy...Boom, Roasted

    10 TROY 0-2 Gramps, out of respect for my elders I will take it easy....you really are not good, now brew a nice cup of earl gray and take a nap....(shhhh he's sleeping...) boom roasted

    11 Kent St 0-3 Well we remember what happend to the last Kent St, this guy is so bad that TSO won't even let him play....not worth a boom roasted....yet

    There you have it bitches, remember this when reading my comments, what glitters, isn't always gold
     
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  2. mrluchini

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    Greatness!
     
  3. AndyVanSlyke

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    it's official...your content is supreme above all else.
     
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    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Actually I figured to be below Kent State.....so being 10th is welcomed!.....might be time to find another hobby!
     
  6. ThePlague0208

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    AWESOMENESS!
     
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    hahaha
     

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