Announcement Breaking News: A Tarnished Trophy

Discussion in 'Hard Knocks' started by BobJr, Dec 11, 2012.

  1. BobJr

    BobJr To each their own

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    Champions NO MORE.


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    Winners breed winners, but losers breed..well crap.

    Today in Hard Knocks we learned of allegations of lies, and conduct that really cheated the league as a whole. Our defending Super Bowl Winner is under investigation for reportedly having a double identity. The Green Bay Packers coach was FIRED, after he was found to have split personality disorder. The trouble for this coach, was his "imaginary" friend was Ceegee.

    Yes, that CG. The former member of Cream of the crop, of TCBL, and of HK (for 1 week) in the 2011 Game cycle. This scandal rocked HK to the core, but not in a way that you would expect from a league of 32 grown men. Instead of having remorse or being upset, the coaches in Hard Knocks rallied together and became a tighter knit group because of one man's mistakes. Apparently this league of "punk ass bitches" (not my words) is something that guys just can not stay away from when they are rejected.

    Now we turn a new leaf and after the Packers Owner was dismissed from the league, his Lombardi Trophy was handed to HAL9100. Hal was more than deserving to win this trophy considering the circumstances of that game, (if you must know step into my office). The Jaguars had one of the best turnarounds we have seen since our inception, and they did it with a rookie QB. @lawdog will be the NFC Champions from last year going forward, and as far as Hard Knocks goes there will be no recollection of this owner and the scandal involved.

    Hard Knocks will be announcing all new award winners in the coming days.

    Note: If you want to reply that is fine, but remember TSO conduct please.
     
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  2. ChildPlease9

    ChildPlease9 @HKSeahawks

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    Hal would win a title with an asterisk next to it.
     
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  3. thegman2.0

    thegman2.0 Walk On

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    wow , boys and girls , thats what happens you cheat
     
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  4. HAL9100

    HAL9100 TSO's Resident Antagonist

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  5. ChildPlease9

    ChildPlease9 @HKSeahawks

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    haha I guess Mapa didn't make the trip, huh? #squad
     
  6. pitt4life21

    pitt4life21 RTJR!

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    Awesome job bob!
     
  7. HAL9100

    HAL9100 TSO's Resident Antagonist

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    I'm just surprised MJD was hanging out at the White House when we showed up.
     
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  8. fordtuff504

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    this thread is full of win! pure win! lol
     
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    OMlawdog
     
  11. cadepetty247

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    He's still invited to Hk get together right?
     
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  12. SteamboatReb

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    Now that is classic. I would say his attendance in mandatory. Maybe we could have a private party for him.

     
  13. Shaun Mason

    Shaun Mason Somebody you used to know.

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  14. NeuroticTruth

    NeuroticTruth dont know , dont care

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    He only got to meet Biden, not Obama.
     
  15. CHUNKNESS

    CHUNKNESS Commissioner Quality Simulation Football

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    His actions just reinforce that you run a good league, Bobby, and actions speak louder than bullshit words in any forum or chatbox. This is a true testament as to why your core group stands by you.
     
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  16. Cimmy24

    Cimmy24 Candy Ass Self

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  17. Ryty

    Ryty Over the Cap

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    Nice write-up, punk bitch.
     
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  18. controllerabuser

    controllerabuser Purple People Eaters

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    What a douche.
     
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  19. Cimmy24

    Cimmy24 Candy Ass Self

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    Next Skype convo, we're forcing you to say that.
     
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  20. BobJr

    BobJr To each their own

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    CHUNKNESS

    Thanks Doug. Much appreciated. Just shows the great lengths he went into to be in HK, and then shows what type of person he "really" is.

    ryty32

    you forgot one word. "PUNK ASS BITCH"
     
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  21. thegman2.0

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    but he sneak in like a double agent living double life but got caught with his pants down
     
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