Breaking News: Changes At USC Trojans Avoid Reign Hire Texan Southern California- In a shocking development USC officially has given up on all attempts to sway Coach JerzeyReign from Tennessee and have decided to go with Chaos newcomer, Coach Bindel. Coach Bindel, a real life high school coach, has been brought in to return the Trojans' back to prominence. The Trojans' have reached double digit wins in each of the last two seasons but late season losses against top competition have left the Trojans only staying home to play in the Rose Bowl. Coach Bindel takes over a talented Trojans' team but plans to leave his mark on the university by switching to the spread offense. Trojan supporters want a ring now and the pressure is now on the rookie head coach to put smile on all those rich kid's (and boosters) faces. Good luck Coach Bindel. Enjoy and have fun. We're a fun bunch and we love talking so don't be shy to just jump in. I'll post your record and remaining schedule up if I get to it before JVigorous1(commish) sends you an invite. Drunken, now that ND/USC game will have some flair to it, lol.