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  1. HAL9100

    HAL9100 TSO's Resident Antagonist

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    Coach HAL Leaves For Florida
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    Citing a desire for redneck fans and players with long criminal histories, Coach HAL held a press conference today to announce that he will be leaving The Ohio State Buckeyes for the Florida Gators. When asked to expand upon his reasoning for this puzzling move, Coach HAL had just one thing to say. "Those Florida kids are fast", he said, and "Do I need any more reason than that?" He ended the press conference on an odd note though by stating that part of his contract with Florida includes eliminating the Gator Chomp hand clap thing. When asked about this decision, he said "their fans are bad enough as they are. We don't really need them making themselves look more retarded."​

     
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  2. Sabo

    Sabo Z2H Commish

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    LMAO
     
  3. fordtuff504

    fordtuff504 Walk On

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    [​IMG] post of the year! i f'ing luv it!!!
     
  4. ChaoticUT

    ChaoticUT Life is Orange and White!

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    Couldnt resist!!! haha
     
  5. OnIowa

    OnIowa Zeroes to Heroes

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    Miami vs UF home and home?
     
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  6. HAL9100

    HAL9100 TSO's Resident Antagonist

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    I was going to ask you the same thing. You want to be home first or second?
     
  7. OnIowa

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    makes no difference to me. your call
     

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