ESPN's Jesse Palmer is reporting that Florida State Seminoles Head Coach ChildPlease9 has announced his retirement from coaching. Details were not provided, but the coach will not be returning to the sidelines any time soon. The school could not be reached for comment, but the coach issued a statement via twitter: "I've enjoyed my time on the sidelines. We've established some great rivalries and friendships, but it is time to move on to different endeavors. Thank you to all who have made my career enjoyable; I'm sure our paths will cross in the future."