Breaking News! In an early morning press conference at UCLA, Parrothead emerged from the back room as he was announced the new head coach of the Bruins. A bit surprising for a school like UCLA to hire someone from the ranks of the mid-majors, but with 3 solid seasons under his belt (including one where he was coach of the year), the move could end up paying big dividends for the Bruins. Coach Parrothead is looking forward to working with the young squad and rebuilding the program. "Why wouldn't a coach named Parrothead want to be in sunny California? I'm looking forward to working with the young talent and bringing UCLA back to the forefront of the Pac-10." Recruits who in the past had avoided UCLA like the plague are now having second thoughts. Coach Parrothead is the talk among many Bruin fans, with some even spouting off about a potential Rose Bowl berth. Coach Parrothead will also be filling the offensive coordinator spot with someone new, as his former OC has decided to step up as head coach at Northern Illinois.