BREAKING NEWS This just in Coach Hokie has decided to take the coaching job at Oregon, leaving the Stanford Cardinals program a month before the start of the season. Doing his best Lan Kiffen impression Coach Hokie has decided to take on the challenge of getting the Ducks football program back on track after many on the field and off the field distractions involving multiple players the past year. "I just feel that the Oregon Duck football program is on the brink of a National Championship with alot of raw potential in many of the players on the team. I think with some team discipline we can take this program to that elite level." "I wish the Stanford Cardinals the best of luck next season, but I just felt I could be more successful here at Oregon. Plus they have cooler jerseys!!"