Brees says he's hang'n 'em up

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  1. CWT 3000

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    SAINTS LEFT HIGH & DRY


    In a shocking turn of events D. Brees has informed Saints management he's retiring effective immediately. He wants to focus on fishing and his salon. The Head Coach informed members of the team, who were all shocked, that the QB is done and wants to pursue life outside of football. In response the coach took all of Brees remaining $100 million dollar contract and bought a shit load of weed. The team was last seen in the locker room engulfed in a purple haze.

    Sources close to the situation describe the team as being in a fragile state.


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    CNN reports there is a crowd forming around the stadium and a smokey haze continues pour out. Fans of the Saints are seen here in a photo trying to get in on the action. Local Fire Departments have been notified of the "fire" and are in hot pursuit.




    Even local wildlife has gotten in on the action...

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  2. Randiesel75

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    I think I see myself holding the flag.
     
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  3. CWT 3000

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    I like it.
     
  4. CWT 3000

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    Fuck, I just looked and he was 35 yo. Born January 15, 1979. He easily had 4 more good years. Even Frankestein (P Manning) is still in the NFL.

    Watch he'll come back at the end of next year or the season after as a FA.


    Laces out Drew!
     
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    Fuck you Goodell!
     

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