Cause of Death: Strangled by Shoelace

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  1. Pac12Leader

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    The autopsy report is so gruesome that Michael Vick couldn't even get through it without crying. The police report shows that the Michigan football team has come into Athens, Georgia and strangled the life out of the bulldogs behind the strength of senior quarterback Shoelace Robinson.

    Things were looking great to start the game as the Bulldogs ran back the opening kickoff for a 101 yard touchdown, but they couldn't muster much else after that. Robinson came right back in four plays for a beautiful 45 yard touchdown pass over the All-American cornerback Sanders Cummings. After holding Georgia to a three-and-out on their next possession Denard came right back with a 44 yard touchdown run that shook the pants off of a would be tackler before breaking through another tackle on his way to the end zone.

    The Dogs were able to get a stop to start the 2nd half and brought the game within 4, but Michigan answered right back with a methodical 12 play drive to take an 11 point lead with three minutes to play. Game, set, match! Big Blue sweeps the SEC this year and is the heavy favorite for national champion going forward.

    I'm Erin Andrews......ESPN
     
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  2. BertaMan9

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    You are a pretty good Erin Andrews....(minus ur deep voice!!)
     

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