Coach Bonner update

Discussion in 'Thread Archive' started by krbonn76, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. krbonn76

    krbonn76 Walk On

    May 11, 2011
    After taking SMU to the NC game Coach Bonner disappeared into hiding leaving that God awful state of Texas. Rumors were rampant on where he had gone to, some suspected he had met a girl, while others thought he was buried in a bottle of whiskey somewhere. Like Urban after a two year hiatus Kris came out of the back woods of Tennessee with a mason jar of lighting and an itch to get back to coaching.

    In his introduction press conference Coach Bonner was short and to the point.
    "I'm back to do two things drink moonshine and win football games!"
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  2. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

    Jul 17, 2010
    Fixed that for ya...

    "After taking SMU to the NC game in which I just ran 19 out of 20 plays, and then followed by a 1-37 season (because my RB graduated) that might go down as one of the worst user seasons in the history of tradition football..."
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2012
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