Coach Sabo Leaves Oklahoma ???

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  1. Sabo

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    Breaking News from ESPN:
    Prior to Oklahomas big match up with the #2 Alabama Crimson Tide the Oklahoma head coach Sabo was wisked away from Norman in a private jet. Reports soon surfaced that Coach Sabo's Oklahoma contact had been bought out by his alma mater. The Arkansas Razorbacks then held a press conference approximately 3 hours before their match up with New Mexico announcing that Coach Sabo was the new head coach at Arkansas.

    Here are the highlights from the press conference with Coach Sabo
    "I am pleased to be here at Arkansas and coaching the Razorbacks. It has been a life long goal to take the reigns here in Fayettville. To all of the Oklahoma players that i have coached the past couple months i wish you the best and I know that your new head coach will lead you to the promise land. Arkansas offered me an opportunity I could not turn down. I look forward to leading the Razorbacks and chasing the SEC crown for the rest of my coaching career."

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  2. ChildPlease9

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    -Breaking News from ESPN-

    In a shocking development, details have surfaced regarding Coach Sabo's seemingly idiotic move from Oklahoma to Arkansas. While we at ESPN have wondered how the grass could possibly be greener in Fayetteville, now-Hog head coach Sabo's motives are becoming clearer: this move is not a football move. Sabo is a homosexual. He likes men. His life partner has been too stressed by the pressures in Norman and is refusing to put out. Sabo is the catcher. Hence, Sabo is headed to a less-stressful position in Arkansas. Sabo could not be reached for comment. And that's the way the cookie crumbles.​

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  3. uagrad90

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    Do I sense a Byu-Arkansas matchup starting next season.
     
  4. maij17

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    LMAO, yea lets go ahead and put that match-up in ink next year.
     
  5. Sabo

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    Already done lol
     
  6. ChildPlease9

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    Arkansas' Newest Recruiting Tool​

     
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  7. Sabo

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    Thats hilarious
     
  8. Sabo

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    Breaking News from TVN :

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    Now for the news from the BYU Athletic Department:
    New Head Coach ChildPlease9 hits the recruiting trail with his top assistant
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    BYU FOOTBALL: EVEN OUR MASCOT IS HUNG

    Thanks for the new slogan Sabo. Works great in tandem with Cougars on the Prowl.
     
  13. Sabo

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    LMAO
     
  14. Joe_THEDREAM

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    You guys kill me
     
  15. ChaoticUT

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  16. Sabo

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  17. ChaoticUT

    ChaoticUT Life is Orange and White!

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    Whoa whoa whoa... dont drag me into this mess!!!
     
  18. Sabo

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    Lmao
     
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    Good ol Rocky Top
     

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