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  1. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    Snake-handling preacher killed by snake, just like his dad

    8:56 am May 31, 2012, by George Mathis
    http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/201...d-by-snake-just-like-his-dad/?cxntlid=thbz_hm

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    If you lie down with dogs, you get fleas. Lie down with timber rattlers, and you’ve got a good chance of not getting up again.

    That’s what happened to West Virginia pastor Mark Wolford, reports The Washington Post.

    Wolford died while hosting an outdoor service Sunday at Panther Wildlife Management Area in West Virginia. During the ceremony, the lively preacher sat a rattler on the ground and sat next to it. The snake did what snakes do — it bit him on the thigh.

    Instead of going to a hospital, he went home and tried to recover. His kidneys shut down within three hours. Someone called paramedics when it was too late.

    Wolford, who combed the woods for vipers, should have known better. In 1983, when he was 15, he saw his dad die while “taking up serpents.”

    But faith, which has never actually moved a mountain, has a way of moving people away from reality.

    “Praise the Lord and pass the rattlesnakes, brother,” wrote Wolford on his Facebook page as a way of advertising the Sunday service.

    His funeral will be held Saturday, exactly one week after his 44th birthday.
     
  2. Drifterbub

    Drifterbub Help me hide a body?

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    Another example of why I can't decide if God exists or if he just has a bad ass sense of humor.
     
  3. Wyrmreaver

    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    I mean.... i love God, i have faith.... but "i'll just head home and shake off this venomous bite".... wtf are you thinking!

    So many idiots think God/faith are the opposite of science/medicine. Let me ask you this, if God designed the world (universe) in all its rich detail, wouldnt science work because of that design?

    I think that folks get caught up with other people too much. Just because many scientists are atheist doesnt mean that their work has no value for people who believe in God. The flipside is just because that one church is filled with a bunch of insincere, falsely modest, judgemental jerks doesnt mean the bible has no value to regular people.
     
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  4. Wyrmreaver

    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    God is hilarious..... think about food. If it tastes like crap/cardboard it keeps you trim and healthy, if its utterly delicious it will make you a fat sloppy bastard. I think that would be pretty funny if i were him....
     
  5. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    Whether you believe in God or Ponies it doesn't matter b/c you cant fix stupid, and this is stupid...lmfao
     
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  6. I Peench

    I Peench Caught in the hustle

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    Just was wrastlin with a little gartner snake myself. Then came in and saw this haha.
     
  7. MartyWebb

    MartyWebb C.R.E.A.M.

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    My question now Peench is...........do you believe in God??!!?
     
  8. KnightNoles

    KnightNoles Learn to Compete

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    ohh boy... Please don't tell me this is going to turn into a God discussion

    thanks David for posting what VSD/VSN does... LOL
     
  9. Jamie

    Jamie Walk On

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    I, for one, do not believe in God. I think Wyrmreaver stated it better than I've ever seen, though.
     
  10. Danthraxxx

    Danthraxxx Walk On

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    with a thread name like this I expected a TSO member to be the point of discussion lol

    disappointed I am
     
  11. Kasper

    Kasper The Ghost Himself

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    I believe in him- this was just a case of natural selection taking its course though.
     
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  12. I Peench

    I Peench Caught in the hustle

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  13. Danthraxxx

    Danthraxxx Walk On

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    man we need more of that shit IMO , only species I know of that takes care of its week , and then those people reproduce , then they fuck things up , rinse & repeat

    never seen a grown tiger bring food to the slow dumb tiger on animal planet so that it can survive

    interesting world we humans live in , we make less sense the older I get

    my 0.02$
     
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  14. Danthraxxx

    Danthraxxx Walk On

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    dude Samuel L. with no audio is like a whore with no holes :(
     
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  15. I Peench

    I Peench Caught in the hustle

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    I respectfully disagree. The facial expressions are priceless
     
  16. Danthraxxx

    Danthraxxx Walk On

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    we agree to disagree

    samuel-jackson-beer.jpg
     
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  17. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    I knew we got along well for a reason.

    I'm still an advocate of making everyone sterile by putting something in the drinking water. You should have to pass a series of tests/courses/exams before you're able to reproduce.
     
  18. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    So you would fail, right Castro?

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  19. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    Probably, but who said I wanted kids?
     
  20. Danthraxxx

    Danthraxxx Walk On

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    I think if we could just change society to take their heads out of that sand and focus on what's really going on rather than watching what a fucking Kardashian is doing maybe we would need to go that far.

    But I digest ........ Peter-Griffin-family-guy-19628800-918-683.jpg
     
  21. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    Applejack
     
  22. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    Yes those are good but my favorite cereal is Cocoa Puffs.
     
  23. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    Applejack, not Applejack's the cereal you asshole

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  24. Kasper

    Kasper The Ghost Himself

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    That one works though (with no audio) because every person that saw that instantly thought "MmmMmm bitch"
     
  25. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    I'm sorry that picture is broken and I don't know what that is.
     

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