Failgate 2011

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  1. Hellisan

    Hellisan Schemin 'em up

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    So I'm walking my dog today and this dude in a Mercedes is slowly driving into our complex etc.

    I'm looking in his direction to watch my dog, and I can see him out of the corner of my eye. Suddenly as he gets close to his spot, which is adjacent to a garage, he speeds up. Like he's going to very quickly and forcefully park his car in his spot or trying to be impressive. Only he catches the edge of the garage ever so slightly, enough to take a chunk out of the garage and scratch the shit out of his Mercedes.

    I was like [​IMG]
     
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  2. MaxATX34

    MaxATX34 Texas Football

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    nice... lol

    Love the stories where people get whats coming.

    I was subbing at my old HS last week and some dumbass wearing a bandanna over his face driving a Jeep Cherokee was hauling ass through the parking lot, swerving his car from left to right... swangin' and bangin' if you will...

    anyway, he was just about to leave the parking lot when a school cop jumped out in front of him with his gun drawn! shocked the hell out of me and the driver. I walked by later and saw the guy sitting on the curb in handcuffs. oops!
     
  3. KnightNoles

    KnightNoles Learn to Compete

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    @Hellisan

    a video would have been nice.. so I could have shared the laugh with you lol!

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  4. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    You shoulda whipped out your phone and took a pic.
     
  5. KnightNoles

    KnightNoles Learn to Compete

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    whoaaa there Brett Favre
     
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  6. Hellisan

    Hellisan Schemin 'em up

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    I wasn't comfortable enough due to not having Wrangler Jeans on. If I did I woulda just been reeeal comfortable and taken that pic.
     
  7. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    guess I called in sick that day
     
  8. Hellisan

    Hellisan Schemin 'em up

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    This has gotta be the most half-assed ad that I've ever seen.

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    Bitch has the same outfit and earings on! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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  9. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    not to mention she isn't showing her teeth in the first photo
     
  10. Bulldog

    Bulldog Coach Richt is my Dawg!

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    does she have any?

    that is the question LMAO
     
  11. Hellisan

    Hellisan Schemin 'em up

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    [​IMG]
     
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  12. uncleho

    uncleho Walk On

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    ^^^ I love spell checkers lol.
     
  13. Hellisan

    Hellisan Schemin 'em up

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    My fail to get into an empty line at the store yesterday...

    So I was at the store yesterday.. I have one item (deli turkey) in my hand as I'm walking toward the front and there are a couple of long lines. I hear "no waiting on aisle 7" over the intercom, and 7 is just a few steps away. I'm the only person in the area, so I'm walking quickly but not crazy fast.

    As I get about 5 feet from the entrance to the line, an asian man with a full basket RUNS BY to get in line in front of me. As I look at him slackjawed and unable to even open my mouth, he kinda looks around sheepishly and then his wife, who has a full cart, slides on by as well.
     
  14. JerzeyReign

    JerzeyReign #BeatOhio

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    First thing I thought about when I read this...

    [​IMG] GIFSoup
     
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  15. Bondzai

    Bondzai Your Mom's Best Friend

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    You should have sweeped the leg.

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  16. Hellisan

    Hellisan Schemin 'em up

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

    I honestly wish I would have grabbed him by the arm and say "you're taking a liberty trying that... get thee behind me."

    But I'm very non confrontational by nature. When somebody shits on me, I almost always take it until much later when it burns inside me for awhile.
     

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