Favorite Bad Players?

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  1. _MG_

    _MG_ Watching Folks Swim

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    Looking at Diddy's debate threads really got me thinking about all the great players in NFL history. I also started thinking about all the shitty players in NFL history.

    If you were going to put together a team of shitty players, who would they be and why?

    I will start.

    QB: Byron Leftwich
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    I can still picture him getting carried on the field at Marshall during that game winning drive, I thought he was going to be such a beast. I have a Byron Leftwich jersey sitting in my attic (not even kidding). God does he suck. He is battling with Charlie Batch this summer camp for who gets to wear the headset and watch Big Ben play.
    HB: Brock Forsey
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    First time in my life I saw a white running back run for over 100 yards. I was so enthralled, I told myself that summer I was going to play HB in high school. Day one of summer camp came and I was told by multiple coaches that I was a defensive end or guard. Talk about a disappointment. Thanks for the motivation anyway, Brock.​
    WR: Joe Jurevicius
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    Would go over the middle and take a hit. Would also play for the Browns. Career-ending.​
    WR: Snoop Minnis
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    I remember playing THIS GAME at a friends house when I was 11 or 12...​
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    and playing with Trent Green and Priest Holmes. And shitting on everyone with Snoop Minnis and Dante Hall. That is some original cheese right there. 2002 NFL Fever KC Chiefs had to be the cheesiest team in NFL history.​
    Plus his nickname was Snoop. As an 11-year old, I thought that was cool as fuck.​
    What say you guys? Could be offense, defense, maybe kicker or punter lol
     
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  2. _MG_

    _MG_ Watching Folks Swim

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    oh and special shout out to Dante Culpepper, he was my favorite QB growing up even if he was on the Viqueens. Wish he would have panned out, once that love boat scandal hit and Randy left his career was dun dadda.

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    He wasn't bad enough to be in my list because he was a baller for about 5 years. The end of his career was brutal though lol.​
     
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  3. Diddy81

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    Known as Jit around here the King of Ocala​
    He was one of the best talents I ever seen play in person on the HS level​
     
  4. cadepetty247

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    QB has to be this guy... One of my favorite QB's coming out of college​
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    Brady Quinn​
     
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    To: John Madden
    CC: Electronic Arts Sports
    From: Ethan Albright
    Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07

    Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is ****ing bullshit and you should kiss my mother-****ing ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
    You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a ****ing 12. I rate you a ****ing 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard.
    It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. ****, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?
    I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. ****, man, there are some shitty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.
    I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash trough a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 ponds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.
    John, you are such a ****ing dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a ****ing zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my ****ing face. **** that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.
    Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.
    I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace is has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a ****ing lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass ****wad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.
    **** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.
    Rot in Hell,
    Ethan Albright

    Read this couple years ago.. thought it was funny lol
    http://www.zimbio.com/Ethan+Albright/articles/3/Madden+07+Worst+Rated+NFL+Player+Writes+Madden
     
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  6. _MG_

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    supposedly i heard he was a real solid human being as well.
     
  7. houtz

    houtz Undefeated in HK

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    As a Dolphins fan who watched Nick Satan pass on Drew Brees for Daunte Culpepper, I'd have to say fuck Culpepper. Fuck Culpepper and that piece of shit Nick Satan.
     
  8. soxandgators

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    is year......He was a guy i thought had a Hall of Fame ceiling. So he has to be that guy for me

     
  9. controllerabuser

    controllerabuser Purple People Eaters

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    Calm down there, Ray Finkle

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  10. Flyinhi2005

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    priceless lol
     
  11. biggcoug65

    biggcoug65 49er for Life

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    We can just name a bunch of Bengals or Raiders here too I suppose...

    QB: Akili Smith or JaMarcus Russell/Todd Marinovich
    RB: Ki-Jana Carter or Archie Griffin
    WR: Peter Warrick

    I guess I am just naming some draft busts, but I thought these guys could be ballers in The League for sure
     
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  13. thirdalarm

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    #1 all-time bust! someone can only try to top that one.
     
  14. thirdalarm

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    [​IMG]A close 2nd place.......
     
  15. Cimmy24

    Cimmy24 Candy Ass Self

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    biggcoug65 hit the nail on the head for me with Ki-Jana...

    I can honestly say multiple shitty Penn State alums were cheered for...one of which was Derrick Williams. Such a baller at PSU, then got shit on by being drafted by Detroit.
     

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