Favorite Quotes Thread

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  1. Bulldog

    Bulldog Coach Richt is my Dawg!

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    I thought we should have a thread for sharing quotes.

    My new favorite "funny" quote:
    "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." - Author Unknown

    "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." -George Carlin

    "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm " - Winston Churchill
     
  2. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    Anything Mike Tyson has ever said

    "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

    "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

    "I've had money, I've had fame, I've had it all. But if God made anything better than pussy He's keeping it for himself."

    “I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

    "I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your fucking ass."
     
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  3. Colemanchu

    Colemanchu GOAT SPLITTER

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    "dumbass!" - the old guy from that 70's show
     
  4. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    I believe his quote is "I'll shove my foot up your ass!"
     
  5. Bulldog

    Bulldog Coach Richt is my Dawg!

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    "They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he wanted to go to the moon, now he is up there laughing at them" - Will Ferrell
     
  6. Wick36

    Wick36 Welcome to the Jungle

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    "I'll eat your ass hole alive b****."
     
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    PepperNY Fear the Spear

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    "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton
     
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  8. Bulldog

    Bulldog Coach Richt is my Dawg!

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    That's a good one. [​IMG]
     
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    JerzeyReign #BeatOhio

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    "You fuck with me. You fuckin' with the best!" -- Tony Montana

    "Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie" -- Tony Montana

    "Fuck you. Pay Me" -- Henry (via Paulie) Goodfellas (I'm gettin' this tatted on me when I get back to the States:))
     
  10. JFunk34

    JFunk34 Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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    "Only the dead have seen the end of war." -Plato
     
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    Shaun Mason Somebody you used to know.

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    "Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
    -Nina Potts-Jefferies

    "Never forget that you must die; that death will come sooner than you expect... God has written the letters of death upon your hands. In the inside of your hands you will see the letters M.M. It means "Memento Mori" - remember you must die."
    -J. Furnissa
     
  12. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    Success is not forever and failure is not fatal - Don Shula

    What we obtain too cheaply we esteem too lightly - Thomas Paine
     
  13. Bondzai

    Bondzai Your Mom's Best Friend

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    Avoid the clap.

    -Jimmy Dugan
     
  14. JFunk34

    JFunk34 Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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    "I ain't never been nothing but a winner." - Paul "Bear" Bryant

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  15. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

    Marlon Brando in the Godfather
     
  16. Bulldog

    Bulldog Coach Richt is my Dawg!

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    One day my father just said, “Goddamn it, you’re seventeen, stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!” - Dr. Robert Doback
     

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