Fever whispers sweet nothings to me sometimes...

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  1. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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  3. Bl0ndeRedHead

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    This is awesome, because BDSDIGITAL sent me a text about a year ago asking me "to lick all the way from the balls to the tip of the shaft" or something like that.

    I have a screengrab somewhere, just gotta find it.
     
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    DirtycashDylan

    You can feel the palpable shame when reading "Yeah wrong person."
     
  6. Full Moon Fever

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    Nowhere in the Good Book does it say I can't fuck the dogshit out of my wife.
     
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    I'm sure it has something about talking respectfully to her, or not using profane language. A good Christian woman wouldn't want to be told she's about to "get her brains fucked out"
     
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    And at 4:30 in the afternoon? Long day at work I'd imagine, what with having a boner all day in class.
     
  9. Full Moon Fever

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    Well I didn't tell that to her, did I?
     
  10. Bl0ndeRedHead

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    I'm guessing she received that same message about 30 seconds after Dylan
     
  11. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    I just don't get how telling her you're gonna 'fuck her brains out' is sexy. Same with telling a girl you're gonna 'fuck the shit out of her'. They both give me a visual.
     
  12. Full Moon Fever

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    And full disclosure, I sent it to DCD on purpose bc I thought it would be funny. But to your point, Blonde, yes. Today was the most boring staff development training I've ever been to, and I've been to some pretty crappy trainings.
     
  13. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    You sent it to me on purpose. Yep, let's go with that.
     
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    They work in the moment while you're inside a woman, but not for foreplay unless she's a real whore.
     
  15. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    Honestly, the first thing I thought of was 'Fever watches Newsroom? I thought only hipsters watch Newsroom."

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  16. Full Moon Fever

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    I'm usually much more poetic with the sexts I send my wife.
     
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    I let my mom walk in on me masturbating as a teenager on purpose. Fever.
     
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    Yeah, especially not conservatives like Fever, that's blasphemy
     
  19. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    So Full Moon Fever , let's talk about the real issue here. Get anything good at the grocery store?
     
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    ribbed for her pleasure
     
  21. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    Fuck her pleasure.


    I dropped my pants in front of a girl the other day and she laughed and said "who do you think you're gonna please with that little thing?" and I said

    ME
     
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    Condoms are for suckers. Hell no. I just got some groceries. Ingredients to make the following: BLT's, chicken enchiladas, a pot roast, a chicken pie, spaghetti, chow mein stir fry. And some diaper genie refills, milk, bread, Oreos, bagels, crackers, cottage cheese, and Tassimo discs. I think that's about it.
     
  23. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    I'd love to find the video/gif of Ari Gold in his agents meeting telling the female agent after she picks up a bagel "Just leave it."
     
  24. JQwon13

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    This whole thread is gold. Last time I got a dirty text from Full Moon Fever , it involved varying types of vegetables... And now DC gets one as Fever is leaving the grocery store...Coincidence? Or was Fever spending too much time in the vegetable aisle?
     
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    By the way, did this have anything to do with the Rivals Mainboard thread about "Sext your gf/wife and post their response"? Cuz I personally feel we should play that game here on our board....
     

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