FIU @ Troy Preview/Prediction Thread

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Who will win?

Poll closed Mar 4, 2011.
  1. Troy

    66.7%
  2. FIU

    33.3%
  1. Jam.

    Jam. FIU; Sun Belt Champions!

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    Okay so the big game is coming up soon between the badasses from FIU and the pussies from Troy. So naturally, it's time to see who the viewing public believes will win (though we all obviously know it will be me).

    Let's do a quick snapshot of the season thus far for both teams.

    TROY

    Troy has a new coach in G-Unit, a coach who was fired from Oklahoma State not only because of his homosexual affair with former player Casey Hill, but also because of his lack of conference championships. Instead of staying with his team Coach G decided to bolt for a top 20 team in Troy, who welcomed him with open arms because they were extremely desperate and not too intelligent (they're in Alabama, what do you expect? [No offense JFunk]). Things seemed good for Troy when they lucked out pulling off an opening week home victory (who is the schedule maker again? oh yeah..) against the struggling USC Trojans. Next week the predictable happened when they got absolutely manhandled by Michigan 41-14.

    Starting QB Josh Britt is having a measly performance this season, with a slightly above 50% comp rating and 5 INTS in 3 games (at the time of this post.) He also has a bit of a fumble problem with 3 fumbles on the year already, which FIU will definitely look to take advantage of. Kevin Parker is definitely the #1 recieving threat for the Trojans at Tight End with 3 TDs and 186 yards on the season. FIU will have to stifle this threat at tight end and they should be able to hold the Trojan offense.

    FIU

    FIU has a new coach in Coach Jam who took on the job last year after being dismissed from Stanford because he was caught fornicating with the girl in G-Unit's avatar in the Stanford coaching office. All reports that he was dismissed because of lack of performance was false...the girl said he performed very well. In this new season he has FIU where they have never been before, at a 4-1 record and in good control of their conference. FIU is definitely on the rise with this new field general at the helm, and looks in good position to beat the living crap out of Troy at their house.




    Now I ask all of you...who will win?
     
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  2. nrg_qbz-_-

    nrg_qbz-_- Walk On

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    Wow Jam, nice write-up. I'm sorry David, but knowing nothing about these two teams, I'm going to have to go with FIU for these reasons:

    1) Jam is a mondern day casanova
    2) FIU has better looking uniforms
    3) The report written by Jam (who also coaches FIU), seems to indicate that FIU is the right play here
     
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  3. runthepound

    runthepound Get on the Bus!

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    In all honesty, nothing would be funnier than Jam winning this game, but in the end, I think the difference in talent will be too tough for the Panthers to overcome. I think it will be a high scoreing affair though and will probably be a 38-28 game in favor of the Trojans.
     
  4. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    Umm....okay, few things here

    1. I was not fired u ass clown...I won Ok.States only Conference Champ in their team history. On top of that I was a top 20 team 10 of 12 seasons including my last.



    Good luck with that


    You were fired because you were 1-7 you jackass in 2020 season

    I'm going to kick your ass
     
  5. runthepound

    runthepound Get on the Bus!

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    it is my understanding that Boone T. Pickens forced you into leaving due to the humiliation you caused with Casey Hill and the whole adoption thing. [​IMG] You had no leg to stand on so in turn you left for the up and coming Troy program, as only they would have you.
     
  6. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    you should work for the inquirer
     
  7. nrg_qbz-_-

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    Just so you know, Jam...david sent out a private request to everyone except you saying that they should vote for him on the polls. Hence your 2-0 lead is now a 2-4 deficit
     
  8. Jam.

    Jam. FIU; Sun Belt Champions!

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    I would expect nothing less from the Troy program
     
  9. Jam.

    Jam. FIU; Sun Belt Champions!

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    It's sad to think that 1 conference championship in 12 years is sufficient enough for you

    All I gotta do is stop your cheezy ass passes to the TE!


    That bitch in your avatar is high maintenance..
     
  10. Paytonno1son

    Paytonno1son Walk On

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    Lets get to know our coaches...
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  11. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    Well I will have a Sun Belt Conf. Championship to add to my resume here soon. [​IMG]
     
  12. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    lmfao

    Clifford! LMAO
     
  13. GSUtiger

    GSUtiger GEAUX TIGERS!!

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    damn son!!!! Jam you should make this bulletin board stuff!!! funny as hell though..i'm still laughing
     
  14. GSUtiger

    GSUtiger GEAUX TIGERS!!

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    i'm going with FIU! simple fact is i fucking hate David and any team he coaches!!!!
     
  15. nrg_qbz-_-

    nrg_qbz-_- Walk On

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    This sh*t just got real!
     
  16. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    Dont make me schedule your shit-ass Toledo Rockets....Rocket Man
     
  17. GSUtiger

    GSUtiger GEAUX TIGERS!!

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    it got real along time ago when he kept beating me!!!! sometimes i got him but the overall record aint good...its all good though cause Jam will take him down
     
  18. GSUtiger

    GSUtiger GEAUX TIGERS!!

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    You know what on the next verison of the game me and you wk 1 of the first season!!!!!!!! after i win i will drive over to GA to have a beer with you
     
  19. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    you might not have good enough internet by then!
     
  20. Jam.

    Jam. FIU; Sun Belt Champions!

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    Holy shit that's amazing!

    USC @ FIU week one next season. Get it done G-Unit.
     
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  21. Paytonno1son

    Paytonno1son Walk On

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    You don't write the schedules so you don't get the Home game!
     
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    "Ma...the MEATLOAF...I never know what she's doing back there."

    I think that G's Troy Trojans will ***-**** little Jam's FIU Panthers without any lube. This game won't be close.
     
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  23. Jam.

    Jam. FIU; Sun Belt Champions!

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    Are you mad because my mom rejected you?
     
  24. GSUtiger

    GSUtiger GEAUX TIGERS!!

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    haha funny man!!!!
     
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