Funny tv quote football related I'm not a Cowboys fan, not an Eagles fan. I suffer being a Bills fan. I do like King of the Hill though. I am disappointed that it is now off the air. Here is a quote from Peggy the Boggle Champ, season one, I believe. Cartoon Network showed it the other night. Hank Hill: Dallas? I don't want you goin' to Dallas at all. That place is crawlin' with crack-heads and debutantes, and half of 'em play for the Cowboys. Granted the big debutante just finished his season in Buffalo. At the time this episode originally aired, Smith, Aikman, and Irvin were the big 3 in Dallas in 1997.