Discussion in 'The Dirty Dozen' started by JQwon13, Jun 7, 2011.
I know somebody will be hitting up the IHOP parking lot tonight
Happy B-Day bro
Thanks dudes. I feel old. Thinking about calling over one of those Asian broads and treating my old body to a massage.
Single worst sexual experience of my life.
What do you mean? Of course I'll be happy. My body will be relaxed and hopefully my muscles won't be so sore.
Make sure she gives you the appropriate birthday spankings corresponding with your years on this earth.
happy bday man, make it a good one!
Happy Birthday Dirtycash
Thanks guys. I didn't end up doing anything last night save for masturbating while using my own tears for lubricant.
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