Hittin the Club!

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  1. IrishBearcat

    IrishBearcat tFC OD Commissioner

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    Bout to hit the club tonight, wondering if any of you fags have any game or have even been to a club? Maybe some funny experiences, or discussion of who would be the best wingman?

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  2. nikpin

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    I'm sure Qwon can tell you some stories about us at the club.
     
  3. IrishBearcat

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    After I deal with you I'll be heading out tonight. Whadabout DJ Dirty$?

    JQwon13 - spill it man
     
  4. Steamer43

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    Hittin the club is more used to describe pickin up medicinals around here than it is the actual clubs lol
     
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  5. IrishBearcat

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    Sorry to get you excited..
     
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    Truth
     
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  7. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    I have so many stories that it's to the point that I don't feel like I have any. Night clubs are kinda boring to me (those bitches are stuck up!) but there was this one time an ABQ buddy came up to see me in Denver and we did the whole bottle service/VIP thing at...either Church or Beta I think, and I went around telling everyone he was cast as Cpt America (this was before they actually announced the movie but it was inevitable) and I was his agent.
    Well I did my thing and got plastered. I puked in our ice bucket and he said they brought up atleast 10 bouncers ready to handle me but I got up and walked out, only I fell down the stairs and then when I got outside I fell flat on my face, just headfirst into the sidewalk, laughing.

    Almost all of my drunken episodes are at strip joints or bars.
     
  8. JQwon13

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    Well, there have been many interesting moments...Like the night Nik through up all in a bar stool at the bar and then just looked at it and walked away. Later that night, his dad came out the front door to see me holding Nik up as he vomited all over the front lawn.

    But here is a link to one of my favorite stories. I used to do JQwon story time for H4Y so this was one of those stories....

    http://forums.traditionsportsonline.com/threads/jqwon-story-time.36982/
     
  9. Bl0ndeRedHead

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    You should come out here to AZ and smoke some of that good shit you black people like
     
  10. Steamer43

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    haha come over to the Bay and you will get some good shit lol
     
  11. nikpin

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    Just some quick hits from us at clubs...
    JQwon fought a bouncer and ended up with a black eye
    One of our friends threw his shirt into the ocean only to realize later that it was his roommates shirt
    JQwon made out with a black chick who might have had a penis then denied it
    Back before we were of age we pre drank a little 2 hard one night and I threw up a couple times on the way in. I manned up and Qwon and I ended up meeting and making out with 2 sleazys in the club.
     
  12. Bl0ndeRedHead

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    See I thought you were in Cleveland this whole time...shows how much attention I pay to that shit.
     
  13. Steamer43

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    LOL I think I've gone on a few Fresno State rants in my time here.
     
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    Yeah but I never paid attention to those, cuz they were about Fresno State
     
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  15. Steamer43

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    Derek Carr will bring back the glory!
     
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  17. IrishBearcat

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    haha some decent highlights!

    Fucking hilarious! I found this in there as well:

    Enough debating DirtycashDylan, let's hear it.
     
  18. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    That would push us past our R rating.
     
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    I was under the impression that going premier was essentially us going from cable to HBO. We payed the money, now don't we get complete freedom?
     
  20. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    We went from cable to Skinemax. My shit costs $40 a month and shows full penetration.
     
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    Never understood how someone could jack off to a soft-core porno on HBO...I need that penetration beyatch
     
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  22. JQwon13

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    I will continue to deny that I made out with a black chick...Even if she was an OU cheerleader...

    And hahaha, I completely forgot about the time you yakked on the way to the club....Possibly Nik's greatest quote of all time.

    Nik: You see that hot blonde over there?
    Me: Oh gross dude, that chick is ugly as hell
    Nik: No not her, her friend.
    Me: Oh damn, that girl is hot.
    Nik: Go get her dude, I'll take the ugly one, I don't care...

    Best. Wingman. Ever.
     
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  24. Bl0ndeRedHead

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    ahahahhahahahahhahaha
     
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  25. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    that's awesome. that's some friend shit right there.
     

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