HK STONE COLD LOCKS

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How Accurate will Stone Cold be in his locks?

  1. NONE (booooo)

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  2. He'll get one of them suckers.

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  3. He'll get two, but not all three.

    3 vote(s)
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  4. All 3. HELL YEAH!

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  1. G_T_G

    G_T_G BEAR DOWN

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    Hard Knocks STONE COLD LOCKS


    *CUE INTRO MUSIC*





    *HAND STONE COLD THE MIC*

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    What's up, HK trash. It's the toughest SOB, The Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin here to share with all of you my STONE COLD LOCKS for this season of football.

    Now you all need to sit back, drink some beer, shut the hell up and give me a HELL YEAH!


    First up, I am going to go ahead and tell you dumbasses who will be in the Super Bowl. It's gonna be Tampa Bay (7-2) out of the NFC and the Denver (8-1) out of the AFC. These two teams can kick some ass and take care of business. They are both ranked in the top 10 in both offense and defense, and have some serious talent. Both owners have shown consistent success this release, and I can guarantee you that they will both make runs in the playoffs. Why? CAUSE' STONE COLD SAID SO.

    My second STONE COLD LOCK is that Corbin Berg, Packers' rookie defense end out of LSU, will win NFC Defensive Rookie of the Year. What? What? What? What? What? What? This no-name already has 11 sacks. Yeah, I know that team has been pretty pitiful this season, but Berg has been big. He really is a big-boy... 6'7'' and 272. I could still take him.. you know who else was big? Kane and The Undertaker. Take a shot of whiskey and lock it up. Why? CAUSE' STONE COLD SAID SO.

    Lastly, I predict the Titans (6-3) to win the AFC South. This division is competitive with Tennessee, Jacksonville and the Colts in the thick of things. Hell, even that clown up in Houston is in the mix. The Titans have a 4 game win streak going though, and I think they will stay hot and end up on top when it's all said and done. AND THAT's THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE' STONE COLD SAID SO.

    *DROPS MIC*

    *CUE INTRO MUSIC*

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    *Stone Cold proceeds to stunner anyone who doesn't like this thread*




     
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  2. Cole Copeland

    Cole Copeland Mr. Irrelevant

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    All 3, HELL YEAH
     
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  3. smace767

    smace767 Walk On

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    Stone Cold, You are suppose to be taping the next season of Redneck Island. You aint got time for some Stone Cold Locks.
     
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  4. Cimmy24

    Cimmy24 Candy Ass Self

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    Sporty would like this
     
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  5. G_T_G

    G_T_G BEAR DOWN

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  6. thegman2.0

    thegman2.0 Walk On

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    dang it and yes I do I had a shirt some where 10 years ago
     
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  7. thegman2.0

    thegman2.0 Walk On

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    now I want an this shirt because of this


    you should do that one next G_T_G
     
  8. G_T_G

    G_T_G BEAR DOWN

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    I don't know who that is lol
     
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  9. thegman2.0

    thegman2.0 Walk On

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    he does the yes yes yes chant its pretty awesome its poplar look him up on you tube
     
  10. thegman2.0

    thegman2.0 Walk On

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    give me a undertaker lock thread then since he never lost at wrestlemania (y) even they keep trying to knock him down that's almost winning super bowl 20 times in a row lol
     
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