Hot Dayum! (Lauren Tannehill)

Discussion in 'The Cheap Seats' started by Iron Mickey, Jun 1, 2012.

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Would you trust Lauren to hold your Oranges?

Poll closed Jun 6, 2012.
  1. Hell Yeah girl, grab em all

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  2. No, please leave them alone

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  1. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82982056/article/lauren-tannehill-set-to-appear-in-maxim

    Lauren Tannehill set to appear in 'Maxim'

    By Dan Hanzus
    Writer
    Published: June 1, 2012 at 03:50 p.m. Updated: June 1, 2012 at 04:01 p.m.


    Ryan Tannehill might need to wait for his star turn with the Miami Dolphins, but no depth chart can contain his wife.

    Lauren Tannehill's shoot took on a football theme. (Roger Snider/Special to NFL.com) Lauren Tannehill, who garnered more buzz for her appearance at the NFL draft than most of the players, will continue to grow her brand of, um, whatever it is when she appears in an upcoming issue of "Maxim" magazine.

    The theme of her shoot with photographer Roger Snider ties in with her husband's new association with the Dolphins. There are footballs and team colors and Florida oranges. Lots and lots of Florida oranges.

    In other LT news -- yes, we have a new LT -- it's hard to imagine HBO not leaning hard on the relationship between Ryan and Lauren now that the Dolphins have been announced as the next focus of "Hard Knocks."

    Our prediction: HBO will manage to hold off until the first segment of Episode 2 before trailing Tannehill back to the home he shares with his new bride. Some things you can guess at ... others are just inevitable.

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    Poll: Would you trust Lauren to hold your Oranges?


    TSO Nugget: HackGolfer dated Lauren for a year at Texas A&M, and got past 3rd Base.
     
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  2. I Peench

    I Peench Caught in the hustle

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    Maybe one?...for safety's sake
     
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  3. maverickfp

    maverickfp Walk On

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    meh, not enough cushion
     
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  4. DC

    DC Shake n Bake

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    [quote="David, post: 972011, member: 12

    TSO Nugget: HackGolfer dated Lauren for a year at Texas A&M, and got past 3rd Base.[/quote]


    (y)
     
  5. Hellisan

    Hellisan Schemin 'em up

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    WTF... Did he score, or get caught in a rundown between 3rd and home?

    This is a weird issue... Tannehill is almost precluded from any real success in the NFL if she gets bunch of attention and people fapping to her pictures before he ever plays a down.

    Ok so here's a really random thought. If I ever run a photoshoot like this, I'm going to make the girl shop for heels and bring them, or bring one pair of every size so they actually fit.
     
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  6. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    HackGolfer

    You gonna let him talk about your ex like that?
     
  7. Hellisan

    Hellisan Schemin 'em up

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    If I were Tannehill, I would create a to-do list as follows.

    1. Get my flutter-ball under control and start throwing spirals
    2. Get Lauren back in the fucking house and away from cameras
    3. Learn how to read defenses
    4. Get a real NFL contract after the rookie-capped thing
    5. Let her do whatever she wants once I have my money. Who cares if my career goes the route of Kris Benson if I already got paid.
     
  8. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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  9. jkhaalis991

    jkhaalis991 Back in The Deuce...been gone too long.

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    She's to skinny...

    Like my women thick....









    I'd hit though if she gave it up :)
     
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  10. JFunk34

    JFunk34 Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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    (y)[/quote]


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  11. JFunk34

    JFunk34 Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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    I understand women with a cushion, trust me, I like curves too. But, to those who say you would not tear Lauren Tannehill down like an old fence post, I have no choice but to question your sexuality.
     
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  12. jkhaalis991

    jkhaalis991 Back in The Deuce...been gone too long.

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    Never said that, but if I seen her walking past me I'm not stopping unless she throwing it at me.
     
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  13. JFunk34

    JFunk34 Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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    Oh I would definitely give her a second glance.
     
  14. jkhaalis991

    jkhaalis991 Back in The Deuce...been gone too long.

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    I couldn't...she is average IMO.....but if she is willing to spread her legs without me having to work 4 it....(y)
     
  15. JFunk34

    JFunk34 Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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    HAHA. Fair enough.
     
  16. Shaun Mason

    Shaun Mason Somebody you used to know.

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    If that girl is average, you must pull better quality than I dream about.
     
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  17. jkhaalis991

    jkhaalis991 Back in The Deuce...been gone too long.

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    B4 I was married...yes way better quality :)
     
  18. Shaun Mason

    Shaun Mason Somebody you used to know.

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  19. Emmdotfrisk

    Emmdotfrisk Working half days on my days off.

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    I love me some skinny broads. That girl is bangin
     
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  20. I Peench

    I Peench Caught in the hustle

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    Out of the 4000 girls I've met living in Ct, Pa, and NY, I can think of maybe 10 more attractive. I'm a thick girl guy, too.

    You must live in the damn sweet spot of the world.

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  21. sawemoff

    sawemoff #FearTheBeard

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    I Peench's ideal girl hahaha
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  22. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    Cushion ^^^
     
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    Kasper The Ghost Himself

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  24. Drifterbub

    Drifterbub Help me hide a body?

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    Hey, they can't all be first round picks...
     
  25. MaxATX34

    MaxATX34 Texas Football

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    Sometimes I forget that there are parts of the country where flocks of women that look exactly like this arent a common sight.
     
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