How to Determine the `12 LSU Coach...hmmmmm

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  1. GoGators

    GoGators GT: KSherm

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    With Dakota, Bill, Jello, etc. all wanting LSU, how do we figure out who gets them?

    My vote? Webcasted Cage Match. A Tradition Football first, UFC style.

    Let's hear your thoughts.

    1) UFC cage match, who wins out of the potential LSU suitors?

    2) What kind of other suggestion can you think of to settle this squabble?
     
  2. Nautica

    Nautica #whatisdrugs?

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    Throw up a very complex equation and who ever can post the right answer first gets them.
     
  3. GoGators

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    Ahh, goodwill hunting style. I like it. I don't know if it would work though. It'd have to be something simple enough a caveman could do it.
     
  4. dakota7

    dakota7 Former Blue Chip Recruit

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  5. jello1717

    jello1717 "Those who stay will be champions." -- Bo

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    I say we give them to the user whose favorite team has the most wins in NCAA history.
     
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  6. texacotea

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    What about indian leg wrestling?

    What good would it be watching two 35+ old guys breathing heavy and flinging arms at each other?? :)
     
  7. jello1717

    jello1717 "Those who stay will be champions." -- Bo

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    How about a beauty contest?

    I'm a pretty motherfucker so I know I'd win that hands down.
     
  8. jello1717

    jello1717 "Those who stay will be champions." -- Bo

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    We could go by who's oldest.
     
  9. jello1717

    jello1717 "Those who stay will be champions." -- Bo

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    Whoever has the longer user name?
     
  10. edge7771

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    who eats the most hard boiled eggs
     
  11. jello1717

    jello1717 "Those who stay will be champions." -- Bo

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    I would say that we have a round robin in '11 with everyone using LSU v. LSU, but I haven't touched this game in over 6 months while the others have been playing non-stop so I know I'd lose out.
     
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  12. Randiesel75

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    I think the 3 of them play for it. Whoever comes out on top has rights to LSU ownership.
     
  13. Shaun Mason

    Shaun Mason Somebody you used to know.

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    I vote penis length.
     
  14. Big Suge Knight

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    Are you offering to measure?

    Sorry couldn't let that opportunity slide by.
     
  15. Shaun Mason

    Shaun Mason Somebody you used to know.

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    Sure...big boy.
     
  16. GoGators

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    LOL. Wow, this thread really took off.

    What the hell is indian leg wrestling?

    And picturing the three 35+ year olds flailing arms at one another is hilarious.
     
  17. GoGators

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    Ever see the new "Longest Yard" with Adam Sandler? In the extras they said that ridiculously large latino guy ate like 48+ hard boiled eggs every morning for breakfast. Can you imagine?
     
  18. dakota7

    dakota7 Former Blue Chip Recruit

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    You lay on the floor, side by side but opposite directions. Then with your inside legs you "wrestle" by lifting the leg up, interlocking them and attempting to flip your opponent over. This was a staple of 70's gym class.
     
  19. dakota7

    dakota7 Former Blue Chip Recruit

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    For the record, I haven't done it in literally 30 years.
     
  20. GoGators

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    Idk, Dakota's a firefighter. He may be Mr. October on his community firefighter calendar.....
     
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  21. jello1717

    jello1717 "Those who stay will be champions." -- Bo

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    I'm down with this contest too.

    Yet another one that I can't lose.
     
  22. texacotea

    texacotea Walk On

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    Exactly...except I did it in the late 80's early 90's
     
  23. Randiesel75

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    Clothes on or off?
     
  24. texacotea

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    your choice, but you both have to agree...
     
  25. dakota7

    dakota7 Former Blue Chip Recruit

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    Don't search this guys hard drive.

    Clothes are on, c'mon man!! These are kids!
     

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