Iowa State Cyclones hires thievaryx The incumbent coach steps down at the end of the regular season to give way to incoming coach thievaryx. Critics say that it was very classy for the outgoing coach to bow out and give thievaryx a chance to recruit and bring in a class that suits his play style. We got a brief, but awkward interview with coach thievaryx: Reporter: "Coach, first of all congratulations on the job. What can we expect from ISU next year? What are your goals?" Coach: "Thanks, its great to be here. I want to thank ISU for giving me this shot and for the league commissioner for approving my contract. I will be as forthcoming as I can, I am going to overhaul this culture so we are the toughest, nastiest, smartest and most fundamentally sound football team on the field any given saturday. We will be in the hunt for a conference title next season. Reporter: "What is your first move?" Coach: "This kind of takes me by surprise, but we will go to practice and see who are my playmakers, who is going to step up and we will adapt to the talents we have." Reporter: "Coach, anything else you want to add?" Coach: "Oh yea, one more thing; O we will fight, fight, fight for Iowa State, And may her colors ever fly. Yes, we will fight with might for Iowa State, With a will to do or die, Rah! Rah! Rah! Loyal sons forever true, And we will fight the battle through. And when we hit that line we'll hit it hard ev'ry yard for I. S. U." Reporter: "ummm, okayyyy. Thanks... I guess..."