Reports are coming in of Gators from all around the state of Florida, leaving their swamps and heading straight for Gainesville! Will Muschamp has been torn to shreds by pissed off Gators. Apparently a 3-3 record is just not good enough for them. Coach Cy HipHopp has been pressed into service as the new head coach. His press conference was attended by several hundred big 'ole Gators, all looking on with predatory eyes. Coach did his best to calm them, promising immediate improvement on the field starting with an SEC East showdown with Georgia. If Florida can win out, they have a shot at taking over the division lead and taking on either powerhouse Texas A&M or Auburn in the SEC Championship. Life and limb are literally on the line. Coach HipHopp knows what he must do. If he fails, he may have to call in Troy Landry from Swamp People so he can "Choot 'Em"!