I've found Sample!!!

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  1. Goose

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    He's hiding in a rehab center in Florida, it's run by Lloyd Carr and Marv Levy. It's for serial losers. You see he's been so distraught about getting his ass handed to him by everyone in The Church that he decided he needed help. Hopefully they never fix the problem cause I really enjoyed beating him for the National Championship.

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  2. mmullen8

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    seriously though...anyone heard from him?
     
  3. Goose

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    Yeah I got a text back from him yesterday that he'd be around. I thought this would help bring him out of the woods and get him cursing like crazy again.
     
  4. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    i literally don't know what he is doing. he txted me some obscenities about "f no he's not gone" and what not so that was encouraging.
     
  5. Goose

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    He accepted my friendship on facebook. He likes me, he really likes me. I'll send him a message and see what he says.
     
  6. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    haha...whats his facebook name. i can legitimately say I am excited to look into the life of Sample!
     
  7. krbonn76

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    Dude i want in, i want a look into the depravity of the inbreed south.
     
  8. Goose

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    Sent you the link in a convo.
     
  9. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Bonner... Sample will kill you.
     
  10. krbonn76

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    I am a pasty white kid from the suburbs, that goes without saying.
     
  11. mmullen8

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    what the hell is samples real name? jameson?
     
  12. Goose

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    Jaymason
     
  13. krbonn76

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    He is named after an irish whiskey? I knew i liked him.
     
  14. JustASample

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    lol, you guys are some ugly crazy ass bi@#$es! I am here..

    Here is my story..

    My car blew up..... two feet away from my house..... with my wife inside.. she was not hurt (unfortunately) just shocked as shit. House is ok, no damage there. Fire fighters had to chop the car up to get into the hood to stop the fire... Car is totalled..

    Then my little sister got kicked out of school for bringing a knife (takes after her big bro)

    2 months after that i got let go from my job.. so i was unemployed for 2 months...

    Good news is that i just got a new job last month and my family is alive and kicking (again unfortunately)

    So my time has been eaten up with me trying to be the best dad and husband in the world and provide for my fam.. Things are settling down now. I still don't have alot of time on my hands but hopefully it's enough to whip the shit outta you nut lickers
     
  15. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Yes!!!!!

    i have questions:
    -who tried to kill you?
    -will the hydraulics and fur be replaced on the new car?
    -is your new job better or worse than the old White Castle one?
    -do you still cheat?

    P.S. If the story about your car is true, praise God she is alright bro.
     
  16. JustASample

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    Answers:

    - one of you bastards probably
    - hydraulics and fur will definitely be replaced will add spinning rims
    - slightly better then White Castle.. Burger King bitches!
    - Damn straight i still cheat! If you ain't cheating you ain't trying!

    Story is true.... and I've been thanking god ever since...
     
  17. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    P.S. I am still in shock over you replacing letters in a curse word with symbols. are you sure you are ok?
     
  18. krbonn76

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    Yeah what the Fuck sample! Stop being a bitch and man up.
     
  19. mmullen8

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    perhaps he is still in shock?
     
  20. krbonn76

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    Maybe he has turned over a new leaf? Gone soft in his old age? Which i could use since i play him week 2.
     
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