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  1. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Lame Bio Page

    What's up bitches?! Figured this league needed a cheesy "tell us about yourself" page while we wait to get started. I do believe this league is about playing some laid-back passionate football while getting to know one another without all the drama. To that end, here's a few tidbits about myself. Would love to know who I'm playing with.

    Name: Heath
    Occupation: Anglican Pastor
    (which means I make no money therefore feel comfortable sharing my real name...I mean, what are you gonna steal? A) I have nothing. B) You'll go to hell if you did, right?)
    Age: 31
    Location: Knoxville, TN (there is not an uglier orange on earth)
    College: VaTech '01 (Accounting) and later some seminary in Boston
    Family: wife and 2 kids...love em!
    Hobbies: my hot wife, good beer, hokie sports, sane theology, and good friends

    I'm out.
     
  2. Goose

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    Name: Anthony Edwards
    Occupation: Company bitch (started as Shipping/Receiving, now I'm doing A/P, A/R, Purchasing, Inventory Control, Parts delivery, and Shipping/Receiving.)
    Age: 26
    Location: Ravenna, Ohio
    College: Kent State '10(Accounting)
    Family: wife and a 3 year old son
    Hobbies: Gaming, watching sports, poker, beer, I love all Cleveland sports teams + My Buckeyes
     
  3. Archie Griffin

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    Name: Brett
    Occupation: Underpaid English Professor / Writer
    (Which means I will one day have to sell out and write speeches for some lame ass CEO or minor politician)
    Age: 36
    Location: Columbus, OH (Where 60% percent of the pets are named "Woody")
    College: Ohio University - '06, '07, and '09
    Family: Wife, daughter (2), son (8 mos.)
    Hobbies: Reading, Writing (of course), Poker, and this place.
     
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    Name: Victor
    Occupation: Actuarial Consultant (Benefits consulting) not that interesting, but it pays the bills.
    Age: 33
    Location: Dallas, TX
    College: University of Texas at Austin
    Family: wife, a 16 month old daughter and a golden retriever. another baby coming in Nov.
    Hobbies: sports. NCAA football and NFL. fantasy football, too.

    it's 2:37 pm and ou still sucks.
     
  5. mmullen8

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    Name: Matt
    Occupation: Marketing Director (sounds alot fancier than it is)

    Age: 26
    Location: Nortwest Illinois
    College: Western Illinois
    Family: Wife and baby number one is due here in a few weeks
    Hobbies: fishing, huge Atlanta Braves fan, gaming, Fantasy football, living the dream

    Great idea, its good to know some stuff about the guys in the OD!
     
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    Name: Nelson
    Occupation: Butcher/DJ
    Age: 35
    Location: Sarasota, FL
    College: N/A
    Family: Wife & Daughter(14) & 2 Sons (11) (15)
    Hobbies: Music, Gaming, Graphic Art, huge Saints/Wolverines Fan,
     
  7. ChaoticUT

    ChaoticUT Life is Orange and White!

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    Name: Zach
    Occupation: Student

    Age: 22
    Location: Orange County, Ca
    College: Cal State Fullerton
    Family: None at the moment
    Hobbies: Beach, working out, playing/watching sports, gaming, and of course watching my Vols and Lady Vols do work!

    I'll be the youngin in the group but I plan to pick your brains apart and learn what I can from you guys while bringing a little different perspective on certain things.
     
  8. BulldogBully

    BulldogBully Whiskey Slinger

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    Name: Jason
    Occupation: Business Owner (retail wine and liquor)
    also adjunct professor in Health & Kinesiology
    Age: 34
    Location: Columbus, MS
    College: Mississippi State University
    Family: Beautiful wife, 3 dogs, and hoping to start a family very soon with the blessing of God
    Hobbies: Family, Football (my Bulldogs and my Saints), weight training, hunting/fishing, golf, and beer, whiskey and wine!!
     
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    Name: Mark
    Occupation: World History Teacher/HS Football/Track & Field Coach (I absolutely DESPISE track though)
    Age: 40 (turned 40 in June...my students tell me that I'm old...lol...I ask them, if 40 is considered old, then what is 50? Death???)
    Location: Marion, AR...(lived in Alabama all my life up until last year)
    College: BS Secondary Education Social Science, Troy University
    Family: Wife of 20 years in Nov., two sons ages 15 and 19...19 year old plays DII football in Worcester, MA...was named frosh of the year this past season (shameless plug, but I'm a proud dad!)
    Hobbies: I love coaching and the whole strategy of the game of football. Playing videogames is obviously an addiction. I'm a big sports fan who is a devoted lifelong Alabama Crimson Tide and Dallas Cowboys fan.
     
  10. mmullen8

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    p.s. - Love that the pastor started the thread off with "Whats up bitches"...this is going to be a fun league
     
  11. BulldogBully

    BulldogBully Whiskey Slinger

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    Yeah, I thought the same thing! Should be a good one!!
     
  12. DoomsDayD1978

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    I wanted to say something about that when I first saw this thread as well...haha
     
  13. Goose

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    Congrats Matt and Victor on the soon to be new additions. I've been trying to talk my wife into trying for a second but to no avail.

    Congrats Mark on your son's award. That is sweet. Keep us up to date once the season starts.
     
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    Name: Ryan
    Occupation: 8th grade Civics teacher, middle school baseball coach
    Age: 32
    Location: Newport News, Va (The 757)
    College: VCU, Christopher Newport University - '01 - B.A. in History
    Family: wife of 7 years and 5 month old twins, 1 boy and 1 girl
    Hobbies: being Mr. Mom in the summers while wifey makes the money, Pittsburgh Pirate baseball, all UVA sports, surfing.

    Looking forward to getting this started.
     
  15. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    might I add that Ryan enjoys the occasional cosmopolitan while scrapbooking?
     
  16. AndyVanSlyke

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    Hokie - actually I am more of an appletini man myself. Cosmos give me a headache.
     
  17. Archie Griffin

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    OK, you're both out. Grill food, Beer ... maybe the occasional shot of bourbon. I'll hear no talk of foo-foo girly drinks and that god-awful hobby my wife can't seem to get enough of.

    I hear one more mention of appletini ... and someone is going to be coaching the Hilltoppers of Western Kentucky. :)
     
  18. Goose

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    Pay the man, Shirley.
     
  19. brucebond

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    when i'm on my diet, vodka and soda. otherwise, it's jack and coke. mmmmmmmmm, HH in 1 hour!
     
  20. Goose

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    A bunch of cold Coor's lights and my Dewer's do just fine.
     
  21. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    yuck and yuck. i knew i was playing with a bunch of nancies. (as he slowly sips on a Chimay)
     
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    Name: Eric
    Occupation: Sex Education Teacher/Football & Strength Coach
    Age: 27
    Location: Hampton SC
    College: Lock Haven University (Played Football there as well)
    Family: Wife, 21 month old son, two dogs, and a pain in the ass cat
    Hobbies: The Fam, Football, and reading as much as possible.
     
  23. mmullen8

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    All of my family is from Lock Haven PA! What are the odds
     
  24. carolinaeasy

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    Pretty wild, Lock Haven is a small town too.
     
  25. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    my great grandfather's uncle lost his virginity in Lock Haven!
     

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