Losers Lounge

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  1. Wyrmreaver

    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    In the losers lounge, drinks are always half off double shots, but they all taste like bitter defeat. There are 25 oversized, HD flatscreens in the lounge. At any time on these screens you could find your 3rd down INT while up 1 with a minute left, or that fumbled 4th down and inches option pitch inside the 5 when you were down six, or maybe even the CPU halfback breaking off four 50 yard runs in the same game after 2 defenders had him wrapped up for a loss as you try and drown away your postgame sorrows.

    Welcome to the Lounge boys!

    ChuckDzzNutz
    Hokie Effect
    SLOPDAWG88
    Baron
    GatorJes
    SimplyxNicex218
    papaloke
    IXI DECAY IXI
    Selvy9
     
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  2. Wyrmreaver

    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    PRESEASON

    GatorJes is the charter member of the losers lounge. The flat screen TVs in half the room play a NMSU press conference welcoming their new head coach while the other half show coach Jesse with his head in his hands after seeing that his new Jayhawks team has 23 players rated below 65 OVR.

    Take a load off Jes, get a drink or three and witness your own demise onscreen.

    Cheers to you and here's a toast to better days ahead!
     
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  3. recchem2000

    recchem2000 UCLA > WSU

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    You dirty thief ;) gowazzucougs Cheez
     
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  4. Wyrmreaver

    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    Caught red-handed :eek:

    so, I, um, came up with this idea, er, saw it somewhere, er, a friend told me..... :oops:
     
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  5. gowazzucougs

    gowazzucougs WSU is better than UCLA

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  6. GatorJes

    GatorJes Walk On

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    I'll have a White Russian. Mind if I do a "j"?
     
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  7. Cheez

    Cheez TSO's 1,000,000th Poster

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    cougs, you're a lawyer. isnt there a way you can sue Wyrmreaver for a travesty like this? Stealing intellectual rights or something along those lines, maybe? :p
     
  8. Wyrmreaver

    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    He could, but after the slanderous posts he made about me with regards to a certain trick play...... maybe he should let sleeping dogs lie :cool:
     
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  9. Wyrmreaver

    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    WEEK 2

    Welcome to the Losers Lounge ChuckDzzNutz

    Now playing on the flatscreens is a highlight reel of highly touted Sophomore QB Mike Sullivan. Sullivan, a former 5* recruit, completed 7 of 18 passes for just 28 yards, with no TDs and 4 INTs..... and he did it all without taking a sack. We didn't expect coach Nate Glory to make an appearance here until week 10, but he is welcome regardless.

    Pull up a stool coach Glory, have a shot, snort a line, witness your QB self destructing in vivid detail on screen.....

    Here's to better days ahead!
     
  10. ChuckDzzNutz

    ChuckDzzNutz Walk On

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    You left out the fact that he had a 7.5 QB rating
     
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    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    Week 2 (continued)

    Welcome to the Losers Lounge SLOPDAWG88

    Coach Slop attempts to drown his sorrows while watching Hawaii complete every pass attempt and take the first play of the game 69 yards for the score. After a few doubles a montage of interceptions plays dooming any hope of a second half comeback for the Bearcats. Hopefully your stay in the lounge is a short one Slop, Here's to you and to better days ahead.


    Meanwhile.....
    GatorJes gets more comfortable, takes off his shoes and is obviously feeling "groovy." The munchies have set in as the screens begin playing highlights of his inability to score an offensive TD against Washington. The new OC at Kansas has started off on the wrong foot, but no worries, half off double shots and a bottomless bowl of pretzels should do the trick! Here's to you coach, and to better days ahead.
     
  12. GatorJes

    GatorJes Walk On

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    Twice? I'm only 0-1!
     
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  13. Wyrmreaver

    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    You were a charter member after being fired...... Then you lost. So twice, sort of :)
     
  14. Wyrmreaver

    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    Week 3

    Welcome to the Losers Lounge SimplyxNicex218

    On the big screens is a running montage of UTEP's 7 turnovers against Uconn. Superimposed behind that are still shots of a 21-7 halftime lead for the Miners. Kick back and have a cold one, my friend, while you relive your misery here in the lounge. Here's to you coach! May your stay here be short and give you motivation to never return!
     
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  15. Wyrmreaver

    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    Week 4

    GatorJes was gathering his stuff to leave....... ChuckDzzNutz and Hokie Effect were both about to pull up a stool..... but jes decided to order up another round, Chuck and Hokie decided that the lounge wasn't their kind of place, and papaloke came storming in looking to get as drunk as possible as quickly as possible!

    On the big screens, in excruciating detail, plays two epic collapses by Kansas and UAB. We could call these comebacks, but in the lounge that is unimportant, these were collapses of the highest order. So pull up a stool gents and drown away your sorrows. First round is on the house since you were so very close.... Here's to better days ahead and may your stay here be brief!
     
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  16. papaloke

    papaloke Fifty Shades of NCAA

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    Thanks. It was very epic.
     
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    SimplyxNicex218 Walk On

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  18. Wyrmreaver

    Wyrmreaver Ready for Madden 15 on Xbox One, lets get it on!

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    Sorry about the delay in updating the lounge fellas......

    Week 5

    Selvy9 enters the lounge, on the big screens plays repeated scenes of his entire offensive backfield being injured during the contest with Hawaii. Try as they might, the backups couldn't find the endzone..... or FG range. Pull up a chair coach, here's to you, may your stay be short and your players get healthy fast!

    Coach SimplyxNicex218 gets comfortable in the Lounge, watching his UTEP squad fall apart in key moments against UCLA, highlights play from his teams 3 of 14 performance on third downs and o for 3 on fourth downs. Have another round coach! May your stay here be short and your receivers hands be like glue on 3rd down!

    Coach GatorJes is asleep in the corner, he has started getting his mail here and the screens are showing his team's defense trying in vain to stop TCU in a 56-17 loss. Too bad you only get to coach the offense buddy. The waiter put another round on your table next to your mail, you can knock it back when you wake up.
     

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