Make sure you're wearing a helmet, cause this video is going to blow your mind!

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  1. BlyGilmore

    BlyGilmore It's All In The Hips!

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    Make sure you're wearing a helmet, cause this video is going to blow your mind!

    this is perhaps one of the dumbest "strategy" videos i have seen in a while. pretty sure Kobra would have a stroke if he watched this ...

    [youtube]ME79zClkNCo[/youtube]

    first i'm pretty sure if you call yourself "The Truth" and you wear a hat that says "truth" you're automatically a douche bag.

    and his big tip of the day is to throw all of your football knowledge out the window?

    and if that isn't awesome enough ... watch as he tells you how to throw the slant! man i've been trying to figure out how to throw the toughest route in the game for years! finally somebody has broken it down for me!
     
  2. fuzzyl0gic

    fuzzyl0gic No new friends

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    Things I learned:

    1. Run the slant and throw to A if the defense calls man converage.
    2. Audible to a run up the middle if your opponent stupidly chooses "tha dolla set" when you're in a 3 wide-out pro formation on 2nd down.
    3. Give away your blitzes by bringing the blitzing defenders to the line of scrimmage.
    4. Run late in the 4th quarter in the redzone with not much time left and a tied game.

    Mind = blown
     
  3. BRUCE80

    BRUCE80 Let the dirt just shower over you..

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    Needs to change his name to "the Guru" cause he is all dat...
     
  4. RynoAid

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    lol, that's the first tip i always want to hear after buying a FOOTBALL game... "take all your FOOTBALL knowledge and throw it out the window"

    get a life vanilla ice.
     
  5. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    Thing I learned: I wont be visiting "AskMadden" anytime soon. What a joke...
     
  6. JerzeyReign

    JerzeyReign #BeatOhio

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    This was the only 'smart' thing I got after watching this video:)
     
  7. shibdib

    shibdib In Nacho We Trust

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    Calling a slant against man isnt football knowledge? Shit my old coach has been calling plays like its a madden game then.
     
  8. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    So my curiosity got the best of me haha. That place is the anti-TF. What a cesspool.
     
  9. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    Well said and good riddance.
     
  10. BlyGilmore

    BlyGilmore It's All In The Hips!

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    i can only imagine.

    i would love to sit John Madden down and have him watch footage from some of the old Madden Challenge's or other cheeseball tournaments. i guarantee his head would explode.
     
  11. 1ke

    1ke D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

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    stop watching 30 seconds in....
     
  12. BlyGilmore

    BlyGilmore It's All In The Hips!

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    can somebody please translate?

    Ryno didn't we boot some guy named Wobblez out of the BMFL way back when?

    think we need him over here on the Tradition boards ...

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  13. mcyork

    mcyork Walk On

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    Damn you Bly I want that 4 min of my life back. You guys need to preface these things better!!!
     
  14. BlyGilmore

    BlyGilmore It's All In The Hips!

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    lol sorry man. thought the text in the first post made it clear that this was retarded and the thread title was sarcastic :thumbsup:
     
  15. nikpin

    nikpin Universitas Brunensis

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    HAHA TRUE THAT!!!! THIS IS THE WEBSITE THAT IM DROPIN THE LABEL..... UNiT...... SEE YALL SOON!!!!!! 14 HOURS BOYZ HOLLA AT THE KID IF U WANT IT JUICEEIGHTY88 XBOX GAMERTAG>>>> HOLLA 4 A DOLLA MAN 100

    Translation: Very funny and I agree! I really enjoy your website kind sir....???...I hope we can exchange pleasantries again in the near future. 14 hours until it arrives friend, give me a call if you'd like to enjoy what I have at my Xbox Gamertag. Call me for the money which might be in the increment of a $100.
     
  16. JerzeyReign

    JerzeyReign #BeatOhio

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    You forgot.... "No Homo".... seems like it would fit somewhere in there:D
     
  17. Kingspring

    Kingspring Walk On

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    I may throw around a word that some may find offensive

    I have always wondered why all pro sports gamers/ maddenites, madden challenge and all that good stuff are "wiggers", I mean I have no issue with how they act, how they talk, how they dress but lets face it. you are what you are, doesnt make you better or worse. But does anyone have any theories on this. I remember ESPN's show on madden had some ultimate characters on it but for god sakes they live with their parents, and play video games all day? what entails them to be "hard" and say "Lets go lets go" thirty times a game lol

    Just thinking out loud
     
  18. Kingspring

    Kingspring Walk On

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    Im pretty sure there are other words to use, but that is the most common one. like fake gangster is a wankster stuff out that nature, I know where wigger originates from, and feel that was a bad choice
     
  19. mcyork

    mcyork Walk On

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  20. Kingspring

    Kingspring Walk On

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    Dang it dude! when I wrote that I knew I should but I swear i was over the top curious. My bad
     
  21. BlyGilmore

    BlyGilmore It's All In The Hips!

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    [youtube]KKTDRqQtPO8[/youtube]

    btw at least a couple of those girls flash the ...

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  22. mcyork

    mcyork Walk On

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    ohhhhh damn bly you did it too me again. I swear these threads are like bug zappers to me and I am the fly. I started pop locking and dropin to white chicks & gang signs it had a nice beat (sorry King that last reference was probably over you head.)
     
  23. RynoAid

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    pop locking?
     
  24. RynoAid

    RynoAid ..

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    meh, personally i want the chic who throws up the "showstopper"

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  25. Kingspring

    Kingspring Walk On

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    lol aye
     

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