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Masturbation is good for you!

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by jello1717, Aug 1, 2010.

  1. jello1717

    jello1717 "Those who stay will be champions." -- Bo

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    Masturbation is good for you!

    Here is an advertisement showing the benefits of regular masturbation:

    "Hi. My name is Adam Robinson and I am the starting halfback for the Iowa Hawkeyes. I am also a chronic masturbator. I buff my helmet at least 15 times per day and, while I used to feel ashamed by it, I have found that it has really enhanced my football skills. By flogging the bishop so often, I have developed enormous strength in my right arm. This now allows me to sometimes just toss defenders aside like rag dolls. Look at what I do to Jordan Kovacs (#32) here.

    [YOUTUBE]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RmDdYc9QkGw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RmDdYc9QkGw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]

    So take it from me, Adam Robinson, if you want to develop hulk-like strength in 1 arm, make sure to spank the monkey at least 10 times a day."
     
  2. JerzeyReign

    JerzeyReign #BeatOhio

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    LMAO... When I play the Hawkeyes this season I'll be sure to go after those knees
     
  3. Hova

    Hova Live Action. YiYiYi!

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    Wowwww He raped him with one hand lmao
     
  4. Wick36

    Wick36 Welcome to the Jungle

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  5. 1ke

    1ke D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

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    This is not news. Murkya knows this to be very true!
     
  6. Bulldog

    Bulldog Coach Richt is my Dawg!

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    LMFAO this is just to hilarious!!!
     

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