Meet the FNGs...

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  1. JQwon13

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    Alright fellas... We've all gotten to know each other around here...But we don't know much about you three yet. So start talking. We'd prefer dirt and embarrassing stories. Your hopes and dreams... We've all posted about ourselves over in the OC chat thread, but you do it here and let the hazing begin.
     
  2. Total Doubt

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    I'm 28 years old from Ozark, Alabama. Been an avid gamer for several years with the main game being NCAA. I never played football in my life, but I enjoy the game. I never really wanted to play, but now that I look back, I wish I would have. I played baseball from the time I could walk until I graduated high school. I had a scholarship to Troy University for baseball, but tore my rotator cuff, and never fully recovered from it. I attended Troy University for 2 years before finishing my Business Management degree at Auburn University. I am married with 2 kids; 5 year old step-son, and a 10 month old daughter. I used to be really big into sport bikes and the whole stunting scene, spending tons of money, and putting my body through a lot of pain. My dad was nearly killed in a motorcycle accident when he was rear-ended by an RV. He recovered 100% with no surgery, but I have yet to get back on a bike since. I do miss it like crazy, but with a family, it's really not worth it anymore. Now, all of my time goes into my family, my job, and some gaming. I play mostly NCAA, and occasionally play COD, Battlefield, Skyrim, MLB, and any sports game really. If you guys want to know anymore, just ask.
     
  3. CoachRedd

    CoachRedd I come through in something real foolish

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    favorite non-pornographic magazine to masterbait too?
     
  4. Total Doubt

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    Lol. I have no clue. Swimsuit SI maybe?
     
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    CoachRedd I come through in something real foolish

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    One of the greatest movies, EVER.
     
  7. JQwon13

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    If you had to have sex with a mythical creature, would you prefer unicorn or leprechaun and why?
     
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    Colemanchu GOAT SPLITTER

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    wait they make porn magazines now?
     
  9. Kasper

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    legit question imo..
     
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  10. sawemoff

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    Well I am 24 years old and I was born and raised in The Great State of Texas. I currently reside in College Station, TX where I attended to Texas A&M University and majored in Kinesiology Education. My profession is in the Hospitality Industry and I look to be an eventual General Manager. I have been a sports/video game fan all of my life. Baseball has also been my life and I have played at all levels except the pros. Like No Doubt I have partially torn my rotator cuff in both shoulders, and have a loose joint capsule and torn lambrum in my right shoulder. I still do play in the summer in a semi-pro league in Houston and in a local mexican league. Here is a pic of my team: http://tinyurl.com/y8b6rtr

    An embarrassing story was during BP a guy hit to the fence, and as I retrieved the ball another guy hit one in the exact spot. So as I turned around someone yelled, "JB watch out!" I looked up and WHAM-O WHAM, the ball hit me square on the noggin and flew off my head about 10 ft in the air (or some I was told). I told everyone I was okay and started to trot off the field and collapsed. When I came too our milf of a trainer had a bag of ice on my head and I said, "Damn, I must of died and gone to heaven waking up in your arms." Yeah, I got down dirtier than Squints in Sandlot. As in no more ice for you and no aspirin.

    If you had to have sex with a mythical creature, would you prefer unicorn or leprechaun and why?
    I'd mess around with a unicorn so then I can be one of them and make Charlie take me to Candy Mountain
     
  11. fuzzyl0gic

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    Troll faces, rick-rolling, unicorns...you my friend, are a man of the internet. Are you a redditor by chance?
     
  12. JQwon13

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    You talking about CoachRedditor?
     
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    A lot of sports injuries up in here with these torn rotator cuffs... I'll go ahead and throw mine in as well, but mine was football not baseball

    I tore my ACL, MCL and Meniscus. All in one decisive instant...Worst pain I've ever felt. But the corresponding surgery and year of physical therapy were worse.
     
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    Since we're talking about sports injuries, I tore my patella tendon my freshman year of college. 6 games into my freshman season, I went down in practice. Tried to play with it, but couldn't. Opted for Surgery at the end of the season, big mistake on my part, and just couldn't rehab it to ever be as explosive. Worst part, the year I go down, we won the NAIA National championship.
     
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    Worst I ever had was a really bad ankle sprain.. son of a bitch is still swollen today and that happened like 3 years ago.
     
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    Wow, are you sure you don't have any serious vagina injuries too?
     
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    Nah, went to the doc the other day and he said its spotless.
     
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    If you are asking me, when does the narwhal bacon. my answer is simple, midnight. i live at the corner of F7U12 and Skyrim. One of the best websites ever made lol
     
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    Am i supposed to know what that means?
     
  20. sawemoff

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    Only if you are a redditor ;)
     
  21. fuzzyl0gic

    fuzzyl0gic No new friends

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    Fuck yeah! Do you know the secret handshake as well? Finally someone will understand my meme usage. *high five*
     
  22. sawemoff

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    Unfortunately no :(. I've been a redditor for about 7 months now and when someone talks about the handshake they get down voted into oblivion. The narwhal/midnight phrase is the only one I know.
     
  23. CoachRedd

    CoachRedd I come through in something real foolish

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    I'm so lost.
     
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    It's alright everything will be okay :D
     
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