Mizzou Pursuing Coach Forever Bum-phuck, Missouri- In a recently developing story the University of Missouri Tigers have been actively pursuing Coach Forever to return to the school. Missouri hasn't been the same since the coach's departure two seasons ago and with the coach's recent success with USF, the coach seems to be the only answer to revive the program. "We want him back, no doubt about it." Mizzou AD MizzouReign said in a short interview outside his office. "He's a great coach and we would like him to come back home." Coach Forever has yet to comment due to the season still in progress. His USF team is currently 5-3 and in the middle of another Big East title race. In other news, the Oregon Ducks have shown interest in Pittsburgh's coach, BigTubb. Coach Tubb, a USC supporter, does not seem interested at this moment as he has also not commented on the report.