Mullen's Hole: HotJobs & Boom Roasted!

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  1. mmullen8

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    1. USF This lame duck coach can win some football games. He is such a respected member of this group that his BCS upcoming Bid when he runs the table, will be fought over by the likes of UNLV, Wyoming and San Jose St.

    2. WYO Wins against Toledo and Texas, Wyoming is sitting pretty....as pretty as you can be when your team colors resemble a Portable Toliet after Lollapalooza.

    3. Clemson Gets Ball State to open up the sesaon, then a week off. If this keeps up he will play Akron followed by a 1 month layoff to game plan

    4. SJSU Our first 2 win team, but the Forcier may not be with this one for much longer, he will turn to a freshman qb to lead this team agasint the mighty MWC

    5. UNLV Beats Minnesota handily, which may be open for one of us soon. Utah State can play in real life, but this isn't real life....clearly, the MWC has an automatic bowl bid

    6. EMU Scooter gets a win against FIU, soon to be railroaded by the boilermakers

    7. SMU Falls to Baylor, kills the dream early. The Pony Express has been shot and made into glue

    8. UVa Falls in a close one to TCU, gets no love from this writer. Maybe let me win just one damn time last year

    9. Maryland The Terps are not that good. You give me a 93 ovr QB and I felt cocky. I still suck at throwing the ball and the game plan was shit. Wonder which MAC school will take me back as an OC in a year...perhaps....

    ...Kent State will be looking for a new coach....55-0. How are you this bad? Your content is great, your gameplay is well....just go and beat UVa this week sweetie.
     
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  2. ThePlague0208

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    I plan on moving up this list. I'm putting EMU on the map this year!
     
  3. mmullen8

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    Looking for a job? Look here...

    Week 5 Musings....

    Things in Texas are bleek. Currently sitting 1-1 with a loss to Wyoming (shout out Luchini), things will not get easier for Mack Brown. Coming up...#1 OK State followed by #3 Oklahoma in the Red River Rivalry. With 2 years on his current contract, my sources say he stays one more year but....we may be looking at a 5 win team with TCU, TEX AM and Tech to finish...

    Tulane looks to be as Bob Toledo (sounds like a porn name) the next job opening. This is the last season for Toledo and this looks like a probable landing spot for our very own Scott Henry. Tulane is 0-3 with loses to Ole Miss, and FCS Team and....

    Rutgers, Schiano's job approval is in the shitter but he currently sits at 3-0 in his walk year. They wanted Kris Bonner last season as OC, possibility they come a-knocking again?

    Colorado State needs some wins for Steve Fairchild to get another gig...normally this isnt much of a story but, win here and you are in a BCS Bowl. Makes you scratch your chin and think about this job if it comes your way...

    Our very own Andy Profio needs wins at Kent State, at least 6 to get another shot to lead the golden flashes...

    Oregon State's Mike Riley should be safe if he gets to 7 wins this season. Currently sits at 1-2 with loses to #2 Wisconsin and BYU. Has an undefeated Indiana team this week, and a favorable schedule late as the PAC 12 teams are struggling this year

    Other jobs to keep an eye out for....Washington State, Notre Dame, and Kansas State.
     
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  4. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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  5. krbonn76

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    I want that Notre Dame job just to spite Heath and make them relevant!
     
  6. TRudethaDude

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    Solid work broski. Actually you just won broski of the week award!
     
  7. BulldogBully

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    Ok, maybe it's the beer and wild turkey American honey shots, but when I first looked at this post I thought it said "Mullen's Handjobs" and then wondered when you gave 'em? Is that gay??
     
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  8. BulldogBully

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    Btw trude...love the avatar! Is that gay too? RavishIng!
     
  9. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Someone look up the local AA meetings in Jackson Mississippi for bdog (why have we not abbreviated this before?)
     
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  10. Goose

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    Cause his name is Billy.
     
  11. mmullen8

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    Well, its a little different of a feature but...I will give it a shot
     
  12. Pro

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    I don't know what a hotjob is, i don't want to know. "if you have to ask big man, you can't afford it."
     
  13. AndyVanSlyke

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    the phrase hotjobs makes me think of Hot Cops from Arrested Development.
     
  14. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    so btw... is this you replacing power rankings? cuz those suck right now and i liked them. are you a non-finisher, a flip-flopper...a need a new fix kinda guy?
     
  15. mmullen8

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    Power rankings sucked, all that stupid google doc crap. I was trying to get away from that....hence the Boom Roasted Rankings that bless you fellas every week or so...
     
  16. mmullen8

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    but yes, I can update this much easier, every advance
     
  17. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    alright well im unstickying the coachs hot seat, team rankings and power rankings... old hat.

    i will evaluate your B.S. (cant figure out if you are doing boom roaste or mullens handjobs or what... let us know) to see if it warrants sticking! lmao
     
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  18. mmullen8

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    just assume whatever i do...it will be sticky
     
  19. krbonn76

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    Hey your number one team....yeah i beat them no offense bitch bully. Update please
     
  20. mmullen8

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    Mullen's Hotjobs...

    Week 6 Musings....

    Miami is struggling...0-3 with a big ACC conf game against Cuse this week and a tough schedule to boot. Two of their losses have been by three points...Al Golden has two years left but he needs some Wins, at least 6.

    Cincy is also in trouble, sitting at 1-3 currently, but this team has a favorable schedule to dig out of the hole due to the lack of teams in the Big East...two FCS schools and some garbage MAC teams...Safe

    Northwestern, Pat Fitzgerald is a made man in Evanston, but with a loss early to Ohio and Boston College, this team looks to only get to three wins. They are not scoring points so a possible OC job opening up...but wait...some dick named Phil Bennett is the HC of this team. He gets a pass...this year
    ( I don't remember seeing this but Pat Fitzgerald is currently the coach at North Texas)
    Air Force is 0-2 and a decent schedule, this may be only a 3-4 win team. In a BCS conf...must be better, Calhoun is safe but a few jobs should be open in this confrence, including Colorado State and possibly Fresno

    The PAC 12 is garbage. AZ State needs a change, sitting at 1-3. Colorado is horrible at 1-4 and lost to Wash St. Speaking of Wash State, Paul Wulff is on this list every year and has the one win...might not get another one until week 12 against WKU. Also, keep an eye on UCLA. Neuheisel is on his last year and not even his own mother likes him.

    The worst team in the SEC right now???? Alabama. Nick Saban's crew sits at 1-2 and has only scored 42 points all season, 25 of which came in week 1 against WKU. Has a few bunnies to get some wins coming up before the SEC Schedule starts but losses to Michigan an Arkansas early have opened the door for a new OC, as Jim Mcelwain is on his last year.
     
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  21. mmullen8

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    Also, the ghost of Coach Tug at Troy...

    Won the Conf Champ last year, and currently sits at 3-0. Watch him get somewhere before we all do haha
     
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    Mullen's HotJobs...

    Week 8 Musings...

    NC State is sitting at the bottom of the ACC Atlantic Divison with a 0-3 conf record and a 2-4 overall. With FSU, Clemson and Maryland left, the Wolfpack need wins. Wake Forest looks like the only gimmee as Boston College is having a decent year and who knows what UNC will show up...Tom O'Brien is in his final year and won't get many of his goals at this pace. Even though he is currently at 77% that is going to drop fast. This job will be open by year one...Ryan Weaver, your table is ready.

    Things will be ok in Virgina. The hard part of their schedule is over. Miamu, Marshall, GT and Duke are next, all winable games. A top ranked hokie team the last week of the season could give this crew another go round.

    Mack Brown gets a huge lift by beating Oklahoma in the Red River Rivarly by a FG. I was kinda hoping they woul lose this. A suprising Kansas St waits after two bunnies against Iowa State and Kansas.

    Speaking of Iowa State, currently with only one win and that was against a Nancy, this team may lose out. Kansas and Baylor late but this job could and damn well should be open. Paul Rhoads is in trouble. Final year of a contract and if he doesn't beat his rival, he is screwed in the goal dept. Well, already lost to Iowa and Mizz isn't on the schedule. Coach Mullen once felt up a girl that went to school here...does that count as an in? Hope so...

    Cincy continues to struggle, two straight losses against MAC teams have really hurt...Butch Jones is safe though...4 years left on his current deal

    The Big 10 has a bunch of teams muddled in the middle. Will be intresting to see how this all shakes out but IU, Purdue and Minnesota could all use a change in leadership...and any of us idiots would jump at these jobs...

    (Sorry in advance Bonner) C-USA is a joke. Currently three teams are winless. UAB, RICE and UTEP all have not won a game. In their defense, they have had some tough ones. Will a fired coach Pro find a OC job at one of these shitholes?

    Mizz isn't taking to kindly to this independent thing. At 2-4, they should finish somewhere around 5 wins, but again Miami of Ohio is killing some teams right now. Keep your eye out for this one...

    Is this the end of Boise State? The user teams are hating on the Broncos...2-3 with loses to cellar dwellers SJSU, UNLV and a near loss to....Miami of Ohio.

    Chip Kelley and his Ducks are 1-5 with losses to Ole Miss, Ark State and USC. 4 winnable games in a row efore Cal, Wash and the civil war to finish out the season. Need wins, quickly though
     
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    Week 9 Musings...

    This week, we are going to focus on Coordinator Positions that look to be open after this year.

    We start off in Southern Call where Kennedy Pola is in big trouble. If the Trojans don't get to 8 wins, he is F'd. Currently at a 15% on the last year of his deal. This job will be open at the end of the year.

    Baylor's OC tends to be open...every season. This season looks to follow suit as Kevin Singeltary's bunch is underperforming without RGIII. Could salvage it but looks to be too little to late. Open

    Jim Chaney in Tennessee has a low approval but with easy goals remaing, he is resigned after this year.

    This last OC postion is a gauran-damn-tee that it will be open. Mike Sanford of Louisville is getting no love from his QB. His job security hinges on completion percantage. He needs 60%...They sit at 45%. This job will be open.

    In HC news, Greg Schiano's career appears to be done in Jersey. Rutgers is struggling and in the lame duck Big East. This job will be open and one of us would of jumped at it but now....a school like Colorado State or Air Force seems more appealing with the BCS tie-in

    One job that I will point out and am calling out of my butt is the Wake Forest Job. Jim Grobe has a great approval rating but it doesnt look like he actually reaches any more goals, and that current 75% is going to drop fast at the end of the season...time for a change?
     
  24. vatechhokie01

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    note: MWC keeps BCS tie-in and we see some form of CUSA/MWC merger as agreed to in real life... new alignments could be interesting.
     
  25. mmullen8

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    Mullen's Hotjobs...

    Week 10 Musings...

    My Bold Predictions issue...

    Iowa State will have a new Head Coach....Two users have a shot at this one. Coach Weave and Hale...both of which turn it down due to Weaver will be waiting for bigger and better offers with the ride he is on in Clemson and UNLV is sitting awfully pretty in the MWC. Hale could turn this into the next TCU...why move?

    Washington State Head Coach will be open...Coach Scooter Henry would jump at this after leading EMU to a MAC championship. But the Job goes to current OC Todd Sturdy who is loved in Pullman. Leaving the OC job open for our very own Pro.

    The USC OC job comes open and is offered to Kris Bonner...He turns it down because even virtual Lane Kiffin is a douche bag that no one would work for...

    Rutgers comes open and Mr. Mullen jumps at the opportunity...if the current Big East teams get in a better conference? (Commish?) Otherwise this one slides down the line.

    Joe Pa retires...replaced by current DC Tom Bradley

    Two dark horses to watch here....
    Coach Bulldog. Has a nice little setup at USF. But, I don't think he has any alleigance so might jump just for a change of scenery.

    T-Bone...100 friggin percent job approval at SJSU. Has them at 7-1 and with a budding QB at the helm. But if the right school comes a calling?
     
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  26. vatechhokie01

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    Rutgers is gonna get left out in the rain
     

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