NCAA Infractions Committee - SJSU Ruling

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  1. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

    Jul 17, 2010
    Dear Coach Ravishing Tbone:

    We have found you to have violated 2 NCAA Recruiting Regulations:

    1) You knowingly offered 2 more scholarships than the league maximum (70)
    2) You repeatedly "showed off" your excessive pubic hair to recruits, which many of us believe to be an absolutely huge recruiting advantage.

    After reviewing all evidence, the following punishments apply to your team for the Cathedral's 2nd Season:
    1) You may not recruit any players form the Top 150 list... I know there was so much potential for SJSU there and we are heartbroken and having to do this
    2) You will lose 2 scholarships for the 2nd season, lowering your maximum rosters size to 68 for the upcoming year

    Optional Work to Overthrow All Punishment:
    -We have come up with one opportunity, and one only, for you to offer some "extra work" to the committee, and in so doing, completely nullify all punishments listed above. This opportunity will consist of the following:

    If you could obtain a Ravishing Rick Rude bikini wrestling brief (one of those with a ladies face right on the private part area), take a frontal and rear shot of yourself in such brief, and then post to these forums, all will be forgiven.

    We truly hope San Jose State finds success in Season 2 of The Cathedral.

    Yours Truly,
    The NCAA Infractions Committee
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  2. mmullen8

    mmullen8 Walk On

    Jul 12, 2010
    best post ever....I really hope that we get to waive these infractions
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  3. TRudethaDude

    TRudethaDude Walk On

    Jul 8, 2009
    Word @ Spartan Stadium is we are rolling with a 68 man squad next year!
  4. Goose

    Goose Walk On

    Jul 20, 2010
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