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  1. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    I've got a crazy stripper broad who wants to move in with me. She said she'll cook and clean (including my shaft) and pay rent and sleep on the couch. But she talks a lot and is a little crazy-I think she's a juggalette.

    My only thing is how hard is it gonna be to get her out?
     
  2. nikpin

    nikpin Universitas Brunensis

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    Sorry the pictures you attached aren't showing up on my computer so I'll have to check back in when those show up with an answer.
     
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  3. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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  4. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    quotes from her facebook:

    education: "I went to WEED college"

    "Sad realization. You dont acknowledge astrology.-you will never understand me"
     
  5. nikpin

    nikpin Universitas Brunensis

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    Since pics have been provided I'd say the only way to get her out of the apartment involves murder.
     
  6. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    I'm going to need pics as well or I can't give an honest take on this.... (y)
     
  7. nikpin

    nikpin Universitas Brunensis

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    Check your inbox. I PM'd ya the nudes DC sent.
     
  8. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    Patiently waiting - not seeing them yet.
     
  9. nikpin

    nikpin Universitas Brunensis

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    Must be pending Ryno or Drifter's viewing.
     
  10. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    Lol - this just seems like a practical joke you're pulling on me...
     
  11. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    Juggalette = stay the fuck out of my house
     
  12. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    But of course I wouldn't make a decision until after I received my first blowjob to see how good she is
     
  13. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    Pretty damn good. Last night was my first and she knows her way around a penis.
     
  14. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    She rode to work with me today and she asked for Lonely Island-I Just Had Sex
     
  15. Jmustang1968

    Jmustang1968 Walk On

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    Where are my pics?
     
  16. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    Congrats on losing your virginity
     
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  17. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    I'm pretty stoked.
     
  18. Jmustang1968

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    send the pics, I will see her in person eventually anyway :)
     
  19. hammerhead1010

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    In my experience (with crazy broads wanting to move in) it always seems like a good idea at first but can be a pain in the ass before you know it.
     
  20. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    and she's pushing the action. She's asked if she was moving in about 10 times today.
     
  21. hammerhead1010

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    I'm sure the pussy is nice, but psycho bitches are still psycho bitches.
     
  22. johngalt11

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    hahahahhahahahhahahhahah
     
  23. johngalt11

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    Don't do it. who knows what kind of crazy's she is associated with. You don't want to bring that bullshit into your home.... Unless you like liviing in that world.

    imo
     
  24. Steamer43

    Steamer43 Cleveland Steamer

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    Don't do it unless you really need the pussy...
     
  25. nikpin

    nikpin Universitas Brunensis

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    Fixed
     
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