New Coach Announcement! AP-- Penn State University wasted little time -- approximately 8 hours -- after their Fiesta Bowl loss to announce their plans moving forward regarding their head coaching vacancy. Coach Psycho, a longtime FCS coach and friend of Florida Coach Basil Faraday, has been announced as the new head coach at Penn State. Psycho brings a defensive tenacity that many in the league have not yet seen. The man is also more sim than Jesus would be playing this game. He has a long history of taking teams with lesser talent and slaying Goliath, and now that he has talent, do not be surprised if Psycho makes waves early in the league. The coaching move will be made official after tonight's advance, and pending a piss test of Coach Psycho. Hopefully he's been laying off the droogs. Welcome aboard man!