Announcement New Member: Luke

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  1. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Yep, we did it again. And by "we," I mean mullen and I.

    Basically, we were so tired of making fun of each other for how unbelievably horrid each of us were at recruiting new blood so we decided to team up, the result being Luke having to endure an absolutely brutal line of questioning and interrogation ("uhhhhhh... are you nice?").

    He passed (his original TSO application can be found here). Welcome Luke to the fold!

    Again, as with the majority of others, he will probably be a whiny dramatic sensitive high-maintenance nightmare... especially seeing he, like our other newest recruit (Brettmonty), is like 8yrs old ;) (look at this... I'm getting soft. This crap has made me soft. I'm "winking" now. sigh.)

    But regardless... we like him.

    Introduce yourself Luke (and tell us what teams you are taking). Say hey everyone!
     
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  2. Luke

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    What's up bros?!

    Yes I have to admit I was sweating bullets during the interview and didn't think I would get a call back. I think that hot secretary wanted me though as I caught her checking me out as I left so I'm guessing g she put in a good word. Not only did I get a call offering me league membership but a few minutes ago I recieved a personal call from her. She asked me to come back this evening to go over the sexual harrasment policy with her ;)

    On a serious note I'm stoked to be a part of this. I'd like to announce I will be controlling the Buffalo Bulls and the Cincinnati Bengals. I look forward to playing with everybody and having fun!
     
  3. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    ^^^he was not vulgar in his interview, lol.

    I'm a pastor dangit!
     
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  4. Luke

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    lol completely kidding guys. Gonna be an awesome year!
     
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    Was pro the "hot secretary"?
     
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    Till he figures out that the secretary looks like this....


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  7. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    ^^^didn't hit like cuz I want to love this. lol.
     
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  8. Luke

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    lol
     
  9. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    weave and goose are the same person!
     
  10. Goose

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    Damn you Weave. I'm scourering Bonner's facebook for a pic of just him and you steal my thunder.
     
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    Great minds think alike. What can I say.
     
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    Glad to have you. Don't be a D-bag!
     
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  13. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Luke, that's a pic of our very own Bonner if you didn't catch that. He's a grizzly beast of a man.
     
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    Good stuff guys, glad to be aboard!
     
  15. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    where' Brett?

    I'm already thinking about creating a settings-locked private thread called "The Swingset" just for Brett and Luke to go and play in.
     
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    The kids not even old enough to drink! I guess we can count Luke out on the Vegas trip.
    Welcome Luke to The Cathedral. Here you will find Hipsters(Heath), midgets(Mullin), drunks(Billy), 1 arm bandits(Bonner), a guy who is really good at this game and also has a nice hairdo(Weave), a dude who has many wives(Mormon), just a really nice down to earth great guy(Goose), a guy who watches lots of movies and not just the ones in theatres(Pro), and a guy who likes to expose his Full Monty at the mall(Brett).

    There is two rules to The Cathedral. #1 don't be a douche. #2 don't be a douche

    That is all
     
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  17. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Goose gets way too much credit for the record. He's like our pity case. "Ahhhh... such a nice guy. We love our Goose. He's so sweet." Sad really.
     
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    You weren't talking like that last night. That's it, I'm taking my toothbrush home in the morning.
     
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  19. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    after you use it i have a photo you should see. just saying.
     
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  21. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    also, on the hair thing... I feel like Weave intentionally fluffs it in front for our podcasts as to embarrass me and my receding hairline. I don't ever remember his locks being that flowing in person. Just saying... I know what you're doing and I don't like it.
     
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    I wish my locks didn't flow like they do. Damn alopecia has taken my scalp and the long hair covers some bald spots. Should be super sensitive about it and threaten to leave if you guys are mean to me?
     
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    considering the wealth of short jokes lately, dont be suprised if i am hanging from a beam in my garage soon....but, hell who am i kidding, I cant reach up there. Can someone come over soon, my wife put a loaf of bread on top of the fridge, three years ago. help

    weave, your hair is wonderful. bet it would look great in a scrunchie
     
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    and new guys, this is exactly how threads go in this league...started and meant to have a purpose....and completely hijacked and heading in a different direction in a matter of minutes..

    thus the beauty of the cathedral
     
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  25. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    mullen, its wit crap like this that, despite your utter uselessness as a co-commissioner, you become more valuable than gold.
     

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