Open Letter to Parents and Students of Springfield, re: Coach RazorFang

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  1. Big-Bear-W

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    Open Letter to Parents and Students of Springfield, re: Coach RazorFang

    Dear Springfield, and Springfield Isotopes Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

    As you now know, our former hero, RazorFang, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer coach of the Topes.

    This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" to go coach East Carolina, unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

    Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

    The good news is that the School Board and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Isotopes have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

    There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

    You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

    You have given so much and deserve so much more.

    In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

    "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE SPRINGFIELD ISOTOPES WILL WIN AN HIGH SCHOOL CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS A NCAA CROWN"

    You can take it to the bank.

    If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Springfield, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

    Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

    Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

    This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.

    But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Springfield.

    The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Springfield, RazorFang (and the town where he coaches) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

    Just watch.

    Sleep well, Springfield.

    Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....

    I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

    DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....



    Mayor Quimby
     
  2. Big-Bear-W

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  3. RazorFang

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    I just want everyone in Springfield to know that this whole process was extremely difficult for me and that Springfield will always be home to me.
     
  4. JerzeyReign

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    LMAO... I was just about to type this up for a team switch I did in Chaos..
     
  5. JFunk34

    JFunk34 Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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    Lebron is a tool but so is they guy who wrote that. Really? He GUARANTEES?? What an ignorant fool. If Lebron had announced for Cleveland last night he would be singing his praises. He is like a scorned girlfriend. Get over it. The Heat are still only like the 3rd or 4th best team in the NBA. Don't let this be the even that defines your franchise.
     

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