I wished I could write up a wonderful report on how the texans finally put together a complete game to finally win their 2nd game of the season but this would be a lie. The Texans won b/c they caught the Ravens coach after a long evening of drinking at one of the local establishment down here in Houston. The Ravens coach actually forgot where he place his playbook during his tour of the city but he decided to coach the game anyway. One of Coach Duval motivational coaches was able to find the Ravens playbook at the local strip club in Houston, which provided his team an opportunity to gain their second win of the season. I want to thank all the girls at Thee Dollhouse Lounge for helping our team win tonight. I do not think we would have won without there professional dancing.