REB'S WEEKLY AWARDS - SEASON III, WEEK 1

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  1. SteamboatReb

    SteamboatReb Walk On

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    For the rest of the release, or until I grow weary, I will be singling out two performances weekly - - one on each side of the spectrum, as it were. I am quite certain that the names of the awards alone will obviate the need to explain the criteria for winning either. Without further ado, I present to you the:

    MOST GRONKTASTIC PERFORMANCE
    @Cimmy24
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    In his debut in Giant blue, against the much despised Eagles, Rookie Ja'Mario Ward goes for 220 yards and 2 TDs on 16 carries (What???). Rating: 8.6 on the Gronkometer
    MOST REBTASTIC PERFORMANCE
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    Wow, a three-way....er, two-way tie for the most Reb-tastic performance in Week 1, both completely Busch League in their own right. Yours truly for not only the letting the rook run wild, but for the 5 TO shutout suffered against the Giants as well. Even more amazing is that somebody not only managed to cast a shadow on my shitty performance, but one ex-member showed us what cheese, deceiet and douche-baggery form when mixed together and allowed to play video games. Here's to you CeeJGeeShaver!!!​
    Ratings: OFF THE SCALE (Obviously, I am the scale and self-rate and am very harsh on myself; the other is the equivalent of my on field performance, but by a grown man in a Madden League)
    ***** The HK Member collecting the most Gronkies gets a good prize at the end, and the most Rebbies gets something as well. Gronkies are awarded for on the field Gronkness, and Rebbies can be earned on the field, forum, in AIM, via text....damn near anywhere.*******​
     
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  2. BobJr

    BobJr To each their own

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    Good stuff Reb!
     
  3. SteamboatReb

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    And I will add tses caveats....if two users are tied at the end, the tiebreaker is the highest average score on the Gronk scale. If you think you are Gronkworthy, be sure to tag me in the summary. I will fely on word of mouth and summaries. If you are so full of hibris that you think you were Gronkworthy in a losing performance, ask your better to make mention. MGPs on the losing side are quite rare and will count for 1.25.

    I will not necessarily wait until the week ends to name a winner. Defining Gronkworthiness is as serry as defining pornography. To quote Justice Potter, "I know it when I see it." I saw it last night. I will probably witness it firsthand more than any of you this year as far as that goes. Same thing applies to MPRs kind of.....if you win more than me, there is probably something wong with ypu. I am pulling for each and every one of you.

    To collect the prize for MGRs, you also have to be an active user right till the very end of the last season we do in Hk whenever that may be. Good luck and keep it Gronky'
     
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