Report: Coach Papa Perry down to 3...

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  1. Papa Perry

    Papa Perry Leeroy Jenkins!!!

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    TSONews just recently caught up with Coach Papa Perry to see if they could get any update on where he will be coaching this fall:

    "Well I've had offers from several schools. NC State, Clemson, Wake Forest, Maryland, and Boston College have been the ones I've considered. I turned down the Wake Forest job almost immediately and after meeting with Maryland's AD last week I have also pulled them off the list due to a length of contract dispute. I'm still not real sure where I'm going but I will have a decision by friday."

    This comes around a month after Coach Perry shocked the world by snubbing his alma mater, Alabama. After that he declined the Florida and South Carolina jobs and now appears to be headed to either Raleigh, Clemson, or Chestnut Hill, to continue his coaching career.
     
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  2. bravejaf

    bravejaf Walk On

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    Media is wondering if Perry will have a final decision before July 12, when training camp kicks off.
     
  3. 1ke

    1ke D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

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    Florida State's head coach was quoted as saying.

    "Do I care, of course I care. But I dont really care. And in me not caring im 1000% in tune to whats going on. Ive been watching this like a peep show, I cant look away."
     
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  4. Twister18

    Twister18 I aint got time to bleed!

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    Man, I would be scared to know where to put the tip in Perry's peep show. Papa in butt floss is a scary thing!
     
  5. 1ke

    1ke D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

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    Shit...I hadn't thought that far ahead yet. Now I'm really screwed.
     
  6. Dru50

    Dru50 Still Chicago's #1 son

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    [​IMG]

    Yes - Perry reportedly has several styles/colors of the thong, so picking out the right one for the evening can often take some real consideration.
     
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  7. Twister18

    Twister18 I aint got time to bleed!

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    LMFAO!!
     
  8. 1ke

    1ke D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

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    I now see what I started.... I apologize...
     
  9. Twister18

    Twister18 I aint got time to bleed!

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    We are just lucky it wasn't his Roll Tide g-string cause that elephants trunk would have scary. ;)
     
  10. Dru50

    Dru50 Still Chicago's #1 son

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    Not according to perrys last few evening companions, the rendezvous are only one night stands for a reason.:D

    Man, I miss this league already....
     
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  11. Dru50

    Dru50 Still Chicago's #1 son

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    Papa Perry - you know you want to respond....

    Bondzai007
    Beazus Christ
    BDSDIGITAL

    Come on guys, it's open season on Perry!

    {yes, I'm officially bored waiting for NCAA to come out, or waiting for my wife to have this 3rd kid and my life to end, whichever happens first}
     
  12. Colemanchu

    Colemanchu GOAT SPLITTER

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    What you mean these girls? Or is that Perry in the front?

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  13. bravejaf

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  14. Papa Perry

    Papa Perry Leeroy Jenkins!!!

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    I'll be posting a 1 hour special on youtube that mimicks the Lebron James decision...
     
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  15. bravejaf

    bravejaf Walk On

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    Except in this case the fans will be rooting against you choosing their school.;)
     
  16. Papa Perry

    Papa Perry Leeroy Jenkins!!!

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    Lol I bet. In all seriousness, I will make my choice tonight. I wanna atleast play a game with the team I'm thinking of before I am definite (I'm getting my copy at 6 EST today).
     
  17. Beazus Christ

    Beazus Christ Resident Smut Peddler

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    LeBron James? This would be more like a Brian Scalabrine 1 hour special...
     
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  18. KnightNoles

    KnightNoles Learn to Compete

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  19. bravejaf

    bravejaf Walk On

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    Holy shit! He exists.
     
  20. Beazus Christ

    Beazus Christ Resident Smut Peddler

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    Im alive... just got back from hanging out with Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa and DB Cooper. Good times.
     
  21. bravejaf

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    So you ready to get back to some nightly NCAA games?
     
  22. Hokie Effect

    Hokie Effect Whats a Hokie?

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    The anticipation is killing me. What team already.....
     
  23. 1ke

    1ke D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

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    All this work and your gonna pick the best team anyway....Lol
     
  24. Beazus Christ

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    nightly? fuck is this, the deuce?
     
  25. Dru50

    Dru50 Still Chicago's #1 son

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    The show will be on Tuscaloosa public access at 3:15am, is set to be hosted by the guy who does the voice of Mater, and it's been confirmed that Perry needed 6 takes to say "I'm taking my talents to....." right.

    SET YOUR DVR'S NOW!

    :D
     
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